Summer is here, so here are 30 dad jokes for June, to break the mindset of the past few days so we can get on the Bright side of life
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
Why don’t mountains ever get tired?
Because they always peak performance!
What do you call a snowman in June?
A puddle.
Why did the bike fall over on summer vacation?
It was two-tired from all the fun!
Why do fish never do well in school over the summer?
They’re always caught hooky.
What did one beach say to the other?
Long time no sea!
Why was the math book sad on summer break?
It had too many problems and nowhere to log off.
How do trees access the internet during a hike?
They log in!
Why don’t seagulls fly over the campground?
Because then they’d be bagels!
Why did the camper bring a ladder to the lake?
To go swimming up stream.
Why are dads like summer days?
Because they’re warm, a little too loud, and sometimes make you sweat.
What do you call friends who go camping together?
In-tents buddies.
Why didn’t the sun go to the party?
Because it was already lit.
Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
It didn’t want to peel.
Why was the ocean so friendly in June?
It always gave a wave.
What do hikers use to stay cool?
Trail mix fans.
How do you know if someone went on a biking trip?
Don’t worry—they’ll cycle back to it in every conversation.
What did the flip-flop say to the foot?
I’ve got you covered, toe-tally.
Why was the ice cream invited to the picnic?
It was a real cool treat.
Why don’t summer travelers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the sun.
Why was the hiking trail always full in June?
Word of mouth really spread like wildfire.
Why did the tourist bring a pencil to the beach?
To draw the shoreline.
Why did the watermelon have a party?
Because it was one in a melon.
Why do swimmers make terrible secret agents?
Because they always splash the news.
Why did the canoe break up with the paddle?
It felt row-mantically unbalanced.
What do you call a group of musical friends traveling together?
A band trip.
Why don’t picnic baskets ever get lonely?
They always bring plenty of snacks to mingle with.
What’s a surfer’s favorite kind of party?
A wave rave!
Why do dads love telling jokes in the summer?
Because they’re seasoned professionals.
Why did the sun get a job at the travel agency?
It wanted to help people rise and shine all over the world.
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