Showing posts with label off beat humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label off beat humour. Show all posts
Monday, November 21, 2016

What is funny about that?

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A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. W...
Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Murphy's Law

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Here are some of Murphy's less famous quotes: He who laughs last, thinks slowest. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. Cha...
Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Seniors Texting Code

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Saturday, April 26, 2014

Reasons Golf is better than sex

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You don’t have to sneak your golf magazines into the house. If you are having trouble with golf, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a prof...
Friday, December 6, 2013

Excuse me sir, can I discuss a Pay Rise with you...!'

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  Employee :     Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? B oss :     Sure, come on in.  What can I do for you? Employee :     We...
Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Kulula Airline is hilarious!

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Funny stuff. Sounds a bit like West jet and their humour. WHAT A PITY KULULA DOESN'T FLY INTERNATIONALLY - WE SHOULD SUPPORT...
Monday, November 18, 2013

The retiring Priest

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A Rob Ford story, or just a funny story, i feel sorry for my friends in Toronto, but life goes on. A Priest was being honoured at his r...
Saturday, November 2, 2013

Puns of the day

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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A: A vampire only sucks blood at night. Q: Why did the pilot go to the psyc...
Saturday, August 10, 2013

Important Health Notice

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  Please read below in case you or anyone you know is suffering from these symptoms! Thanks to Ally for alerting us about this condition: ...
Friday, August 9, 2013

Doctors have views on everything

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Thanks to Margaret for the following:
Wednesday, July 10, 2013

The problem is....

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The problem isn't how they got in there.........   it's how you get them out. My thanks ...
Thursday, March 28, 2013

You know you are living in 2013 when...

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Thanks to Patti for this: 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in ...
Monday, January 7, 2013

Fast is relative

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The last few days, I thought some humor would be needed as we are still in the depths of winter, I will get back to some more serious stuff...
Sunday, October 7, 2012

Little known facts about death of Penguins

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Thanks to  Derwyn for this one. I never knew this! Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins seen on the ice in Antarctica - w...
Thursday, July 26, 2012

Urban Legends Onions

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Summer and the living is easy, and sometimes we get lazy about what we know or should now and sometimes we get told stories that are...
Sunday, July 22, 2012

The light turned amber

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The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red...
Saturday, July 7, 2012

Ralph and Edna

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Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.One day while they  were  walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly ...
Monday, April 16, 2012

I've been (everywhere)

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I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.   Apparently, you can't go alone.  You have to be in Cahoots with ...
Saturday, March 10, 2012

Does the light goes out?

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A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal so the doctor says, "Harry, everything looks great. Ho...
Friday, March 2, 2012

The truth about politicians

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A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congrega...