Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts
Thursday, January 30, 2025

Lexophiles may love the following as each to his/her own..

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 I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger... then it hit me. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Why don’t skeletons ...
Tuesday, December 3, 2024

Puns for the Holidays

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1.            Why do seniors always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw on their years of experience! 2.            I told my grandp...
Thursday, June 29, 2023

Puns to end the month of June Day 1

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 The Roman emperor's wife hates playing hide and seek because wherever she goes, Julius Caesar. I like what mechanics wear, overall. If ...
Tuesday, July 19, 2022

Born again

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Thanks to Richard for this   Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea – one called Justi...
Thursday, January 31, 2019

Some Bad Puns to end January

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Saw a kid standing on one leg at an ATM.   Confused, I asked him what he was doing?   He told me he was just checking his balance. ...
Friday, March 25, 2016

Today is about pun-ishment!

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I tried to catch some fog, I mist When chemists die they barium Jokes about German sausage are the wurst Did you hear that the guy wh...
Thursday, October 4, 2012

Gems of Mind numbness

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Thanks to Joanne for these gems of Mind numbness I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now When chemists die, the...
Sunday, October 23, 2011

CREATIVE PUNS FOR "EDUCATED MINDS

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Thanks to Patti for these punny sayings 1.   The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.   He acquired his size...