Monday, March 17, 2025

A bit late but it is time for some March humour. Enjoy

 St. Patrick’s Day Puns & Dad Jokes 🍀

  1. Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your luck!
  2. What’s a leprechaun’s favourite type of music? Sham-rock!
  3. Why do leprechauns make great secret agents? They’re always a little clover undercover!
  4. How do Irish cows stay up to date? They read the Moospaper!
  5. Why don’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short!
  6. How did the shamrock feel after telling a joke? Pretty clover!
  7. What do you call a fake Irish stone? A sham-rock!
  8. Why was the leprechaun so good at basketball? He always had a little green in his shot!
  9. What’s a leprechaun’s favourite type of exercise? Jig jogging!
  10. Why do Irish people love to solve puzzles? Because they’re always looking for a wee bit o’ luck!

The Ides of March Puns & Dad Jokes ⚔️

  1. Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons? Because he wanted to draw his own conclusions!
  2. How did the Roman senator feel about the Ides of March? Stabbed in the back!
  3. What did Brutus say when he finished baking? Et tu, Brute cake?
  4. Why did Caesar bring an umbrella to the Senate? Because he knew it was going to reign trouble!
  5. What’s Julius Caesar’s least favourite salad dressing? Caesar dressing—too many bad memories!
  6. Why did the Roman refuse to pay his debts? Because he knew he’d be charged with treason!
  7. What do you call an indecisive Roman leader? Julius Cease-ar!
  8. Why didn’t the Roman chicken cross the road? Because it feared the Ides of March!
  9. What’s a Roman’s favorite part of a sword? The point of no return!
  10. How do you comfort a Roman on March 15th? Tell them, This too shall pass!

First Day of Spring Puns & Dad Jokes 🌸

  1. Why do flowers always drive so fast? Because they put the petal to the metal!
  2. What’s a bee’s favourite kind of flower? Any bee-gonia!
  3. Why don’t flowers argue? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
  4. What did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf!
  5. Why do birds fly north in spring? Because it’s tweet season!
  6. What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A real hare-larious comedian!
  7. Why do cows love spring? Because the grass is always greener!
  8. How do you know spring is a great time of year? It always grows on you!
  9. What kind of math do plants love? Mulch-plication!
  10. What do you call a snowman in spring? A puddle!
  11. Why was the gardener so happy on the first day of spring? Because he had a bud-ding career!

Hope these bring you some laughs!

 

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