St. Patrick’s Day Puns & Dad Jokes 🍀
- Why
don’t you iron four-leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your
luck!
- What’s
a leprechaun’s favourite type of music? Sham-rock!
- Why do
leprechauns make great secret agents? They’re always a little clover
undercover!
- How do
Irish cows stay up to date? They read the Moospaper!
- Why
don’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short!
- How
did the shamrock feel after telling a joke? Pretty clover!
- What
do you call a fake Irish stone? A sham-rock!
- Why
was the leprechaun so good at basketball? He always had a little green
in his shot!
- What’s
a leprechaun’s favourite type of exercise? Jig jogging!
- Why do
Irish people love to solve puzzles? Because they’re always looking for a wee
bit o’ luck!
The Ides of March Puns & Dad Jokes ⚔️
- Why
did Julius Caesar buy crayons? Because he wanted to draw his own
conclusions!
- How
did the Roman senator feel about the Ides of March? Stabbed in the
back!
- What
did Brutus say when he finished baking? Et tu, Brute cake?
- Why
did Caesar bring an umbrella to the Senate? Because he knew it was going
to reign trouble!
- What’s
Julius Caesar’s least favourite salad dressing? Caesar dressing—too
many bad memories!
- Why
did the Roman refuse to pay his debts? Because he knew he’d be charged
with treason!
- What
do you call an indecisive Roman leader? Julius Cease-ar!
- Why
didn’t the Roman chicken cross the road? Because it feared the Ides
of March!
- What’s
a Roman’s favorite part of a sword? The point of no return!
- How do
you comfort a Roman on March 15th? Tell them, This too shall pass!
First Day of Spring Puns & Dad Jokes 🌸
- Why do
flowers always drive so fast? Because they put the petal to the
metal!
- What’s
a bee’s favourite kind of flower? Any bee-gonia!
- Why
don’t flowers argue? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
- What
did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf!
- Why do
birds fly north in spring? Because it’s tweet season!
- What
do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A real hare-larious
comedian!
- Why do
cows love spring? Because the grass is always greener!
- How do
you know spring is a great time of year? It always grows on you!
- What
kind of math do plants love? Mulch-plication!
- What
do you call a snowman in spring? A puddle!
- Why
was the gardener so happy on the first day of spring? Because he had a bud-ding
career!
Hope these bring you some laughs!
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