- Suns out, fun’s out — the living is easy-breezy!
- Keepin’ it cool when the heat’s the real deal.
- Soak up the sun, because easy livin’ is the best livin’.
- Beach, please! Summer’s easy pace can’t be beat.
- Time to chillax—summer’s calling and the living is easy.
- No worries, just summer stories.
- Hazy days, crazy rays, and easy ways to relax.
- Seas the day—living easy by the bay.
- Sandy toes and easy flows.
- Sun-kissed and stress-missed.
- Take it slow-mo in the summer glow.
- Flip-flops and chill-tops: that’s how easy living pops!
- Summer’s heat: the perfect excuse to take it easy.
- Cool drinks, warm smiles, easy miles.
- Sweat it out, then cool it down—easy living all around
- Sunsets and sweet resets.
- Easy livin’? More like easy driven by sunshine.
- Melt your worries away with the summer sway.
- Poolside paradise: where easy living is our vice.
- From sunrise sips to sunset dips — life’s easy on summer trips.
- No shade on easy days.
- Living the dream on that summer beam.
- Life’s a beach, and the living’s a peach.
- Easy does it like a summer sunset—slow, sweet, and unforgettable.
- Catching rays and easy ways.
- Summer vibes with no jives — just easy lives.
- So easy, it’s practically a summer breeze.
- Float through the days with that summer glaze.
- Easy livin’ and good times given.
- Heatwave? More like ease-wave.
- The living is easy when you ride the summer wave.

I AM A SONIC BOOMER, NOT A SENIOR... In this blog, I am writing to and for those who believe that the Boomers will change what the word Senior means. I also believe that Boomers will change what retirement means in our society. The blog is also for those who are interested in what life after retirement may look like for them. In this blog, I highlight and write about issues that I believe to be important both for Seniors and working Boomers.
Saturday, July 26, 2025
Summer and the living is easy
Friday, June 13, 2025
Summer time the living is easy, but the jokes are still bad :-)
Summer is here, so here are 30 dad jokes for June, to break the mindset of the past few days so we can get on the Bright side of life
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
Why don’t mountains ever get tired?
Because they always peak performance!
What do you call a snowman in June?
A puddle.
Why did the bike fall over on summer vacation?
It was two-tired from all the fun!
Why do fish never do well in school over the summer?
They’re always caught hooky.
What did one beach say to the other?
Long time no sea!
Why was the math book sad on summer break?
It had too many problems and nowhere to log off.
How do trees access the internet during a hike?
They log in!
Why don’t seagulls fly over the campground?
Because then they’d be bagels!
Why did the camper bring a ladder to the lake?
To go swimming up stream.
Why are dads like summer days?
Because they’re warm, a little too loud, and sometimes make you sweat.
What do you call friends who go camping together?
In-tents buddies.
Why didn’t the sun go to the party?
Because it was already lit.
Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
It didn’t want to peel.
Why was the ocean so friendly in June?
It always gave a wave.
What do hikers use to stay cool?
Trail mix fans.
How do you know if someone went on a biking trip?
Don’t worry—they’ll cycle back to it in every conversation.
What did the flip-flop say to the foot?
I’ve got you covered, toe-tally.
Why was the ice cream invited to the picnic?
It was a real cool treat.
Why don’t summer travelers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the sun.
Why was the hiking trail always full in June?
Word of mouth really spread like wildfire.
Why did the tourist bring a pencil to the beach?
To draw the shoreline.
Why did the watermelon have a party?
Because it was one in a melon.
Why do swimmers make terrible secret agents?
Because they always splash the news.
Why did the canoe break up with the paddle?
It felt row-mantically unbalanced.
What do you call a group of musical friends traveling together?
A band trip.
Why don’t picnic baskets ever get lonely?
They always bring plenty of snacks to mingle with.
What’s a surfer’s favorite kind of party?
A wave rave!
Why do dads love telling jokes in the summer?
Because they’re seasoned professionals.
Why did the sun get a job at the travel agency?
It wanted to help people rise and shine all over the world.
Sunday, April 6, 2025
Thoughts to ponder
Friends,
Why do peanuts float in a regular coke and sink in a diet coke. Go ahead and try it...
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going? (taxes?)
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? I've never seen a sign that says 'Two or more LIVE people needed to use the HOV lane'...
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
HOW DID THE MAN WHO MADE THE FIRST CLOCK, KNOW WHAT TIME IT WAS?
Monday, March 17, 2025
A bit late but it is time for some March humour. Enjoy
St. Patrick’s Day Puns & Dad Jokes 🍀
- Why
don’t you iron four-leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your
luck!
- What’s
a leprechaun’s favourite type of music? Sham-rock!
- Why do
leprechauns make great secret agents? They’re always a little clover
undercover!
- How do
Irish cows stay up to date? They read the Moospaper!
- Why
don’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short!
- How
did the shamrock feel after telling a joke? Pretty clover!
- What
do you call a fake Irish stone? A sham-rock!
- Why
was the leprechaun so good at basketball? He always had a little green
in his shot!
- What’s
a leprechaun’s favourite type of exercise? Jig jogging!
- Why do
Irish people love to solve puzzles? Because they’re always looking for a wee
bit o’ luck!
The Ides of March Puns & Dad Jokes ⚔️
- Why
did Julius Caesar buy crayons? Because he wanted to draw his own
conclusions!
- How
did the Roman senator feel about the Ides of March? Stabbed in the
back!
- What
did Brutus say when he finished baking? Et tu, Brute cake?
- Why
did Caesar bring an umbrella to the Senate? Because he knew it was going
to reign trouble!
- What’s
Julius Caesar’s least favourite salad dressing? Caesar dressing—too
many bad memories!
- Why
did the Roman refuse to pay his debts? Because he knew he’d be charged
with treason!
- What
do you call an indecisive Roman leader? Julius Cease-ar!
- Why
didn’t the Roman chicken cross the road? Because it feared the Ides
of March!
- What’s
a Roman’s favorite part of a sword? The point of no return!
- How do
you comfort a Roman on March 15th? Tell them, This too shall pass!
First Day of Spring Puns & Dad Jokes 🌸
- Why do
flowers always drive so fast? Because they put the petal to the
metal!
- What’s
a bee’s favourite kind of flower? Any bee-gonia!
- Why
don’t flowers argue? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
- What
did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf!
- Why do
birds fly north in spring? Because it’s tweet season!
- What
do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A real hare-larious
comedian!
- Why do
cows love spring? Because the grass is always greener!
- How do
you know spring is a great time of year? It always grows on you!
- What
kind of math do plants love? Mulch-plication!
- What
do you call a snowman in spring? A puddle!
- Why
was the gardener so happy on the first day of spring? Because he had a bud-ding
career!
Hope these bring you some laughs!
Thursday, November 28, 2024
This ones for my son
My son told me this story and I am passing it on.
As a guitarist, my son gets all kinds of gigs, but recently he was dying for a unique one. A funeral director asked him to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. This gentleman had no family or friends, so they planned a simple service at a pauper’s cemetery in the boondocks. My son wasn’t exactly familiar with the backwoods, and as fate would have it, he got lost.
After a lot of wrong turns and dead ends, he finally arrived an hour late, only to find the funeral director had evidently given up the ghost and left, along with the hearse. The only folks left were the diggers and crew, who were gathered around the gravesite having lunch.
Feeling terrible, he apologized for his grave mistake. He walked up to the side of the grave and noticed the vault lid was already in place. Not knowing what else to do, he pulled out his guitar and started to play.
The workers put down their sandwiches and drifted closer. He played his heart out, strumming up all the love he could for this man who had no one. As he poured his soul into ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. One by one, they laid their sandwiches aside, and soon, everyone was caught up in the moment. The tears were flowing like the graveyard shift without overtime pay.
When he finally finished, he nodded respectfully, packed up his guitar, and started for his car. Although he felt buried in guilt, his heart was full. But just as he opened his car door, he overheard one of the workers say, “I’ve never seen anything like that before, and I’ve been installing septic tanks for twenty years.”
Apparently, he’s still digging his way out of this one!
Tuesday, November 19, 2024
I love a good online debate,....
I have always enjoyed reading quotes that display a fiercely quick wit and a commitment to assessing art and life as honestly as possible. Here are some I think do this well.
1. "In the age of influencers, everyone’s a philosopher—just with better filters."
2. "I love a good online debate. It’s like shouting into the void but with emojis."
3. "The trouble with multitasking is that it makes you terribly efficient at doing absolutely nothing."
4. "Social media has done wonders. I now know how much better everyone else is pretending to be."
5. "The internet promises everything at your fingertips, except peace and quiet."
6. "Zoom meetings are proof that even in the future, no one wants to wear pants."
7. "In a world of self-care gurus, sometimes the bravest thing is simply getting out of bed."
8. There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply callisthenics with words.
9. The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.’
10. They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.
Sunday, September 8, 2024
Records, Cassettes and CDs (What)?
Every few years, an advance in technology comes along that renders the previous technology obsolete. This cycle of innovation has happened countless times throughout history. For example, the steam engine revolutionized transportation, but eventually, cars and airplanes made train travel less essential.
Later, the telegraph enabled relatively quick long-distance communication. However, the telephone's advent rendered the telegraph nearly obsolete. Similarly, in the 1980s and 1990s, every household had a VCR, but the arrival of DVDs and DVD players made VCRs and VHS tapes redundant.
This pattern continues today. The late 1990s saw the rise of the MP3 player, which became the primary way music enthusiasts listened to their tunes. Records were the mainstay for decades, and then 8-track tapes, cassettes, and compact discs took their turns in the spotlight. However, with the advent of digital downloads and streaming services, physical media like CDs and tapes have largely fallen by the wayside.
MP3 players, and later smartphones, revolutionized music consumption by offering seamless playback without the skipping issues of CDs or the fragility of records and cassettes. As a result, records, cassettes, and CDs have become artifacts in the music world, with most people preferring to download or stream their music.
Despite this shift, vinyl records have seen a resurgence among collectors and audiophiles, and some companies still release music on vinyl and cassette tapes. However, these formats are now niche markets, much like relics of a bygone era.
The cycle of technological evolution continues beyond music. Traditional television commercials are becoming artifacts of the past as streaming services with ad-free options grow in popularity. Flat-screen digital sets have replaced regular televisions. DVDs are gradually moving into the artifact category as streaming services and digital downloads dominate how we consume video content.
This natural evolution reflects society's constant drive for newer, better products. While we might nostalgically mourn the loss of records, cassettes, and CDs, we embrace MP3s, smartphones, and streaming services for their superior quality and convenience. In our consumption-obsessed culture, innovation is key.
So, say goodbye to the record, the cassette, and the compact disc—they are artifacts now. Say hello to the future of music with a good set of tunes and a reliable streaming service such as Spotify and Apple Music. Both offer extensive libraries, user-friendly interfaces, and high-quality streaming options.
Sunday, September 1, 2024
Teenage grandchildren
Just Face It, Your Kids Think You're an Artifact (Ancient and no longer relevant)
Remember when you were young and convinced you'd never grow up? Thirty seemed ancient, and you figured you'd never actually get there. Well, surprise—you did! And now you're over fifty-five with teenage grandchildren who think you're straight out of the Stone Age.
Think back to when you thought your own parents were relics who had no clue about your world. They were basically fossils to you. Fast forward a few decades, and now it's your turn. Despite your best efforts to stay hip and in the know, your grandkids see you as a living museum exhibit.
You might think you've got this whole parenting-grandparenting thing down. After all, you survived the teenage years yourself, right? But to them, you're just an old geezer who wouldn’t understand their struggles even if they bit you in the pants.
Don't sweat it. It's a rite of passage. Every generation believes they invented everything cool, and every generation thinks their elders just don't get it. Accept it—embrace your artifact status.
Here's the secret: acknowledge your ancient status with pride. Admit you have no clue about their latest TikTok trend or whatever newfangled app they’re glued to. Let them figure things out on their own. Eventually, they’ll circle back to you for guidance.
Rest assured, the day will come when they realize you're not just a clueless relic. They’ll see you as the wise sage you truly are. Until then, let them bask in their teenage drama. When they finally ask for your advice, you'll have the pleasure of saying, "I told you so."
And one day, they'll have their own kids who think they’re fossils. Then, they'll come to you and laugh about how their kids don't know anything, just like they once thought about you.
Welcome to the Unpopular Parent Club! Population: every parent and grandparent ever.
Thursday, August 22, 2024
Viv la difference
I have never understood women and only went on dates once I was in my second year of university. I was lucky to meet a lady who I have been with for over fifty years and let me tell you, understanding the differences between men and women can help a lot.
Over time I discovered slowly that men and women
were different in many ways, especially in how we played and talked. I was raised
in a family with three brothers and we did not have any close female cousins or
women friends with which to interact, except for the girls we saw at school.
When my wife and I first started dating, we
used to join friends for game nights. Now, men and women play games
differently. The guys, including me, were all about winning and losing. We had
this ritual opposition, where we'd trash talk and compete fiercely. We were
conscious of our status—who was the best, who needed to improve. If one of us
wasn’t good at a game, it was tough. The rules were everything to us, and we
thrived on the conflict of the game.
My lady and her friends were all about ritual
connection. She and her friends played games to create cooperative
relationships. They'd share secrets, laugh together, and were more focused on
the relationships than the rules of the game. Being an outcast was what they
feared, not losing. Their games were centred around talking and sharing, not
competing. They avoided open conflict and preferred harmony.
I slowly discovered that the way we used
language was different too. I and my friends used language to challenge each
other, to see who was up or down. We liked to take center stage and show our
dominance. My lady and her friends, on the other hand, used language to cement
relationships and promote harmony. They wanted to know if they were close or
distant, and they avoided making anyone feel isolated.
Why am I posting this? It is because my grandson
will be dating soon and it is important for him to understand and respect the
differences of how women and men think and do things. Nodding
for a man might mean 'Yes, I agree,' but for a woman, it might mean, 'Yes, I
understand.' And while men might be okay with open challenges, women generally
prefer harmony and would rather not have direct confrontations.
So, I want my grandson to listen more, be more understanding, and show involvement and caring. When he is dating, I want
him to think out loud with her, ask for her opinions, and make sure she feels
liked and respected.
As my grandson starts on his adventures with
dating, I hope that he understands and respects the differences between men and
women, If he does, then he can help build strong, lasting relationships.
Wednesday, August 7, 2024
The Dog Days of Summer are upon us!
So, what does this quirky phrase mean?
The term “Dog Days” traditionally refers to a period of particularly hot and humid weather occurring during the summer months of July and August in the Northern Hemisphere.
"Dog Days bright and clear
Indicate a happy year;
But when accompanied by rain,
For better times, our hopes are vain."
In ancient Greece and Rome, the Dog Days were believed to be a time of drought, bad luck, and unrest, when dogs and men alike would be driven mad by the extreme heat! Today, the phrase doesn’t conjure up such bad imagery. Instead, the Dog Days are associated purely with the time of summer’s peak temperatures and humidity.
This period of sweltering weather coincides with the year’s heliacal (meaning “at sunrise”) rising of Sirius, the Dog Star. Sirius is part of the constellation Canis Majoris—the “Greater Dog”—which is where Sirius gets its canine nickname, as well as its official name, Alpha Canis Majoris. Sirius is the brightest star in the sky, not including our own Sun.
In ancient Greece, Egypt, and Rome, it was believed that Sirius’s dawn rising in mid-to-late summer contributed to the extreme weather of the season. In other words, the “combined heat” of super-bright Sirius and our Sun was thought to be the cause of summer’s sweltering temperatures. The name “Sirius” even stems from the Ancient Greek seírios, meaning “scorching.”
For the ancient Egyptians, Sirius’s dawn rising (known to them as Sothis) also coincided with the Nile River’s flood season. They used the star as a “watchdog” for that event.
Of course, the appearance of Sirius does not actually affect seasonal weather here on Earth, but its appearance during the hottest part of summer ensures that the lore surrounding the star lives on today!
The exact dates of the Dog Days can vary from source to source, and because they are traditionally tied to the dawn rising of Sirius, they have changed over time. However, most sources agree that the Dog Days occur in mid-to-late summer. So over the next few weeks, I plan to post some whimsey to try and counter the dog days of summer. To start, here are 10 jokes to bring some laughs and help deal with the heat during the Dog Days of Summer:
- Why don't dogs make good dancers in the summer? Because they have two left feet and it’s too hot to boogie!
- What did the hot dog say to the bun during the heatwave? "I relish these Dog Days of Summer!"
- Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because it didn't want to become a hot dog!
- How do dogs stay cool during the Dog Days of Summer? They fetch themselves some ice cream!
- What’s a dog’s favourite summer treat? Pup-sicles!
- Why was the dog a great lifeguard? Because he knew how to fetch anyone in trouble!
- What do you call a dog who loves the beach? A sea-dog!
- Why don't dogs play poker in the summer? Too many of them are sitting in the pool!
- How do you know it’s the Dog Days of Summer? When even your dog refuses to go for a walk!
- Why did the dog bring a fan to the park? To stay paw-sitively cool!
Tuesday, August 6, 2024
National Wiggle Your Toes Day
National Wiggle Your Toes Day, celebrated annually on August 6th, is a delightful reminder to appreciate the small joys in life. Last year on this day my friends and I gathered at the Beach in White Rock and as we do sometimes, we started to reminisce about our childhood summers spent barefoot. It was a hot day, and no one was paying attention to a bunch of old men, sitting with the sun casting a warm glow on our faces.
Larry, who has vascular dementia, but is a sprightly seventy-something, recalled how he used to chase fireflies in the evenings, feeling the cool grass tickling his toes with every step. He smiles as he shares his story with the group, his eyes sparkling with the joy of those carefree days. Inspired by his tale, we decided to recreate some of these moments of youthful exuberance.
We kick off our shoes and wiggle our toes in the sand, laughing as they feel the sand beneath our feet. The sensation brings back a flood of memories for each of us/ I talk about how I used to walk across a pebble-strewn creek barefoot, the cool water rushing over my feet as I tried to keep my balance. Nine times out of ten I lost my balance, but the water felt good on a hot day.
To add to the fun, we organized a series of activities. We started with a simple game of footsie tag, where the "it" person had to tag others by touching their toes. Laughter filled the air as we tried to evade each other, we thought our movements agile and spirited, just like in our younger days. I cannot imagine what the crowd of young parents thought, but many of the younger children watched and seemed to be enchanted by our movements.
Next, we gathered in a circle for a toe-tapping musical session. Someone brings out a harmonica, and soon, we are tapping our toes to the rhythm of old-time tunes. The music transports us back to summer dances and family gatherings, where the joy of being together was the highlight.
As the afternoon progressed, we settled down for a moment of relaxation. Lying on picnic blankets, we closed our eyes and felt the grass between our toes, the warmth of the sun, and the gentle breeze. This simple act of connecting with nature reminded us of the beauty in life's small pleasures.
To conclude the celebration, we moved to one of the local pubs on the front and enjoyed some fresh fruit, beer and lemonade. We shared stories and memories, each tale richer than the last. We were not aware that we were celebrating National Wiggle Your Toes Day but when I found out it transformed the day in my heart to a beautiful journey back in time, a celebration of youth and the enduring joy found in the simplest of moments.
My hope is that National Wiggle Your Toes Day can also rekindle the magic of your youth, proving that no matter how many years go by, the spirit of adventure and playfulness remains timeless.
Saturday, July 20, 2024
Our views on safety have changed.
I watched some young parents fuss over their children the other day and started thinking about how our attitudes toward safety have changed. Here are some lighthearted and I hope humorous thoughts on this topic.
Safety was not a big thing when I was growing up. A seat belt was something that got in the way: 'Ma, the seat belt is digging into my back.' 'Stuff it down into the seat. And roll those windows up, you're letting the smoke out.
"In the 1950s, parents let their kids ride in the front seat without a seatbelt, holding a metal lunchbox, and bouncing over potholes. The biggest worry? If the milkshake would spill on the new upholstery!"
"In today's world, parents have safety concerns about their kids using smartphones. Not because they might drop them, but because the parents can't remember where they left their own phones!"
"Parents today won't let their kids ride a bike without a helmet, knee pads, and elbow pads. But they still struggle to get them to wear a hat in the winter!"
"In the past, parents worried about kids talking to strangers. Today, parents worry about kids chatting with strangers online, while the kids worry their parents will accidentally send an embarrassing emoji to the family group chat."
"Modern parents enforce strict screen time limits for their kids. Ironically, these limits are often set during the parents' own binge-watching sessions of their favourite TV series."
"Parents now schedule and supervise every playdate, ensuring a safe environment. Back in the day, playdates involved the neighbourhood kids running wild, and the only supervision was the parents yelling from the porch to come home for dinner."
"Parents today won't even start the car unless every kid is buckled into a NASA-approved car seat. Back then, my mom’s idea of safety was making sure the ashtray was emptied before we hit the road."
"Modern parents are obsessed with organic food. 'Mom, can I have a snack?' 'Only if it’s organic, gluten-free, and non-GMO.' Meanwhile, we grew up on a diet of sugary cereals and microwave dinners, and we turned out just fine... right?"
"Parents today are constantly changing the Wi-Fi password to control screen time. 'Mom, what's the new Wi-Fi password?' 'After you finish your homework.' Back in my day, the only password we needed was the one to unlock the bike chain."
"Parents now schedule and supervise every playdate to ensure safety and social skills. 'Mom, can Timmy come over?' 'I’ll need to check with his mom, coordinate schedules, and plan a healthy snack.' In the old days, a playdate was just whoever showed up at the door and hoped there were enough popsicles to go around."
Friday, June 14, 2024
Another set of Dad Jokes to round off the month
1.
What did the kid say when his mom asked him to
eat his veggies? "Do I have to? They're so... green!"
2.
Why did the kid bring a ball to the park? He
wanted to have a ball-istic time!
3.
What do you call a group of kids playing soccer
in the park? A kick-tastic team!
4.
Why did the kid bring a book to the park? He
wanted to have a page-turning adventure!
5.
What did the kid say when his mom asked him to
take a nap? "Aww, do I have to? I'm not tired!"
6.
Why did the kid bring a bike to the park? He
wanted to have a wheel-good time!
7.
What do you call a group of kids playing tag in
the park? A chase-tastic game!
8.
Why did the kid bring a kite to the park? He
wanted to have a high-flying time!
9.
What did the kid say when his mom asked him to
eat his dinner? "Aww, do I have to? It's so... boring!"
10. Why
did the kid bring a frisbee to the park? He wanted to have a flying good time!
11. What
do you call a group of kids playing hide-and-seek in the park? A seek-tastic
game!
12. Why
did the kid bring a ball to the park? He wanted to have a ball-istic time!
13. What
did the kid say when his mom asked him to take a bath? "Aww, do I have to?
I'm not dirty!"
14. Why
did the kid bring a book to the park? He wanted to have a page-turning
adventure!
15. What
do you call a group of kids playing soccer in the park? A kick-tastic team!
Thursday, June 13, 2024
June Dad jokes
Here are 15 "dad jokes" I hope you find them amusing.
1.
Why did the flower go to the party? Because it
was a blooming good time!
2.
What did the bee say to the flower? "You're
the bee's knees!"
3.
Why do flowers love Spring? Because it's a
blooming beautiful season!
4.
What did the sun say to the Earth? "You're
looking radiant today!"
5.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to the park? He
wanted to take his playtime to new heights!
6.
What do you call a group of cats playing
instruments in the park? A mew-sical band!
7.
Why did the kid bring a magnet to the beach? He
wanted to attract some fun!
8.
What did the seagull say to the kid who lost his
ice cream? "You're in a bit of a pickle, aren't you?"
9.
Why did the kid bring a kite to the park? He
wanted to soar to new heights!
10. What
do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot!
11. Why
did the kid bring a water gun to the park? He wanted to have a splashing good
time!
12. What
did the kid say when his mom asked him to take out the trash? "Aww, do I
have to?"
13. Why
did the kid bring a frisbee to the park? He wanted to have a ball!
14. What
do you call a group of ducks playing instruments in the park? A quack-tet!
15. Why
did the kid bring a picnic basket to the park? He wanted to have a snack-tastic
time!
Monday, June 10, 2024
I have not done
My thanks to Jacquie for this. Grab a balloon for everything you HAVE NOT done! Just for fun!








Sunday, June 9, 2024
Advice to a younger man, (a tongue in cheek post)
I recently read a post on Facebook about the advice given to young men, back in 1933 about What a Young Man Should Know. A checklist for becoming a proper man, published in the March 1933 issue of Harper’s Magazine.
The writer, Robert Littell, details the abilities, skills,
accomplishments, and extra-curricular proficiencies that every man should have
if they are to become a self-sufficient and well-rounded human being, ready for
life, and eventually, marriage and raising their own children. The learning
starts from a very young age.
For what it is worth, here is a tongue in cheek, updated version of the advice from 1933,
tailored for today's values and expectations:
Physical Skills:
Learn basic swimming skills for safety and fitness, but also
respect others' comfort in the water.
Understand car maintenance basics, like changing a tire and
recognizing common issues.
Focus on self-defence techniques that suit you, whether it's
traditional martial arts or modern self-defence methods.
Know how to handle emergencies in outdoor settings, from
basic first aid to survival skills.
Self-Care and Empathy:
Develop cooking skills for independence and enjoyment,
acknowledging that cooking is a valuable life skill regardless of gender.
Learn to take care of others in emergencies, such as
administering first aid or helping someone in distress.
Cultivate empathy and emotional intelligence, recognizing
the importance of mental health and well-being.
Practical Knowledge:
Gain proficiency in using tools for DIY projects and home
repairs.
Focus on effective communication, both in writing and
speaking, with a balance between handwritten notes and digital communication.
Understand financial literacy, including budgeting,
investing basics, and responsible consumption.
Hobbies and Interests:
Explore outdoor activities and sports that you enjoy,
emphasizing personal fulfillment over societal expectations.
Develop a hobby or artistic skill, such as playing a musical
instrument or engaging in creative pursuits.
Cultivate a love for learning, whether it's through language
study, travel experiences, or exploring new cultures.
Social Skills and Citizenship:
Practice public speaking and effective communication in
various settings.
Engage in community involvement and advocacy for causes you
believe in, promoting active citizenship.
Foster adaptability and resilience, embracing change and
growth opportunities.
This updated advice reflects a more inclusive and holistic
approach to personal development, focusing on skills that are relevant and
meaningful in today's diverse and dynamic world.
In the 1930s, advice regarding women often reflected
traditional gender roles and expectations. However, modern values have shifted
significantly, promoting equality, respect, and consent in relationships.
Respect and Equality:
In the past, advice may have emphasized chivalry and
protection as central to interactions with women.
Today, the focus is on mutual respect, recognizing women as
equals in all aspects of life, including work, relationships, and
decision-making.
Communication and Consent:
Earlier advice may have overlooked the importance of clear
communication and enthusiastic consent in relationships.
Modern advice stresses the importance of open communication,
active listening, and obtaining consent in all interactions, especially in
romantic and intimate relationships.
Supporting Independence:
Traditional advice might have encouraged men to be providers
and protectors, often overshadowing women's autonomy and aspirations.
Contemporary advice promotes supporting women's
independence, ambitions, and personal growth, fostering equal partnerships
based on mutual support and encouragement.
Embracing Diversity:
Past advice often conformed to narrow stereotypes of
femininity, excluding the diverse experiences and identities of women.
Current advice emphasizes embracing diversity, respecting
individual differences, and advocating for inclusivity and equality for women
of all backgrounds.
Rejecting Objectification:
Earlier guidance might have inadvertently perpetuated
objectification of women, focusing on superficial attributes or roles.
Today, there is a strong emphasis on rejecting
objectification, valuing women for their talents, intellect, and character,
rather than solely their appearance or societal roles.
These shifts in advice reflect broader societal changes
towards promoting gender equality, respect, and inclusivity, fostering
healthier and more fulfilling relationships between men and women.
Saturday, June 8, 2024
North of 70
I have no idea who put this together, but it is wonderful, especially if you’re North of 70!
Monday, May 20, 2024
Some humour about trying to quit smoking
I hope these jokes bring a smile and a reminder that quitting smoking, while challenging, can also have moments of humour and triumph!
1. Why
did the guy trying to quit smoking start telling jokes? Because laughter is the
best distraction from cravings!
2. Quitting
smoking is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, except the needle is a
non-smoking life and the haystack is a mountain of cigarette packs.
3. Did
you hear about the smoker who tried to quit cold turkey? It didn't work because
the turkey kept asking for a smoke break.
4. Why
did the cigarette go to therapy? It was trying to find a healthier coping
mechanism!
5. Quitting
smoking is like playing a game of hide and seek with your willpower. Sometimes
it's hiding in plain sight, and other times it's nowhere to be found!
6. Why
did the ex-smoker become a gardener? Because they wanted to plant seeds of
health instead of tobacco leaves!
7. What
do you call a group of ex-smokers? A puff-less posse!
8. Why
don't smokers ever win at poker? Because they always fold before the game even
starts!
9. Quitting
smoking is like breaking up with a bad habit. You have to go through
withdrawal, but you'll feel better in the long run.
10. Why did
the cigarette cross the road? To get to the "other side" of health
and wellness!
11. How do you
know when a smoker is serious about quitting? When they start counting the days
since their last cigarette like it's a high score!
12. Why did
the doctor prescribe laughter to smokers trying to quit? Because it's the best
medicine for cravings!
13. What's a
smoker's favourite song when they decide to quit? "I Will Survive" by
Gloria Gaynor!
14. Why did
the smoker switch to vaping? Because they wanted a cloud of vapor, not a
clouded future!