Dad Jokes & Puns for October

1. Why did the turkey cross the road on Thanksgiving?
   To prove he wasn’t chicken, eh!
2. What’s a turkey’s favourite dessert?
   Pumpkin pie-let (pilate).
3. How do Canadians keep their turkeys warm?
   They give them down jackets!
4. Why did the cranberry turn red?
   Because it saw the turkey dressing!
5. What sound does a Canadian turkey make?
   “Gobble, eh?”
6. Why don’t turkeys play hockey?
   Because they’d get roasted in the penalty box.
7. What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin pie?
   “I yam what I yam!”
8. Why do we never tell secrets on Thanksgiving?
   Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
9. What kind of music do pilgrims like?
   Plymouth rock.
10. Why was the Thanksgiving feast so polite?
    Because everyone said “thanks, eh!” before eating.

11. What did one autumn leaf say to another?
    “I’m falling for you.”
12. Why was the maple leaf always invited to parties?
    Because it knew how to turn over a new leaf!
13. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
    With a pumpkin patch.
14. Why are trees so forgiving in fall?
    Because they always turn over a new leaf.
15. What’s a scarecrow’s favourite fruit?
    Straw-berries.
16. Why don’t you trust trees in the fall?
    They seem a little shady.
17. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
    Squash!
18. Why do Canadians love autumn?
    Because it’s unbe-leaf-ably beautiful.
19. What’s the best part of fall in Canada?
    The a-maize-ing corn mazes.
20. Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road?
    Because he didn’t have the guts.

21. Why did the turkey join the band?
    Because it had the drumsticks.
22. What do you call a group of turkeys on a windy day?
    A fowl weather warning.
23. What do Canadians put on their Thanksgiving playlist?
    “Pumpkin Spice Girls.”
24. Why don’t leaves ever get lonely?
    Because they all stick together.
25. Why did the pie go to therapy?
    It had too many crust issues.
26. How do you know it’s Thanksgiving in Canada?
    Because the leaves are falling faster than the hockey pucks.
27. What’s a Canadian pumpkin’s favourite sport?
    Squash, eh!
28. Why are fall sweaters so trustworthy?
    Because they always wool you over.
29. What did the tree say to autumn?
    “Leaf me alone—I’m falling apart.”
30. Why did the squirrel bring a suitcase to Thanksgiving?
    Because he was nuts about travelling.
31. What’s a Canadian turkey’s favourite game?
    Duck, duck… moose!