Law of Gravity: Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
Law of Random Numbers: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal, and someone always answers.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
Doctors’ Law: If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor. By the time you get there, you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick. This is totally predictable when taking children to the pediatrician.
Law of Physical Surfaces: The chance of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor is directly correlated to the newness and cost of the floor