Some Boomer Humour

 Who says senior citizens don't wear stylish clothes?

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether  or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.."

"No," he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON.OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

A short neurological test
 
1- Find the C below. Please do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOO O

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNM M

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M

  

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer. 

Congratulations!  

Oh, one more test Find the 44th USA President.

Well, congratulations, you're not colour blind either!

Did You Know?

SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!

HEARING AIDS

BAND-AIDS

ROLL AIDS

WALKING AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS

GOVERNMENT AIDS

and MOST OF ALL,

MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR KIDS!