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New dog crossbreeds

Collie + Lhasa Apse

Callaoso. a dog folds up for easy transport.

Pointy: + Setter

Poinsetter, the traditional Christmas gift.

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso

Peekasso. an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel

Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as mountain air

Terrier + Bulldog

Terribull, not a good dog.

Bloodhound + Labrador

Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

Malamute +Pointer

Moot Point, owned by...oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.

Collie +Malamute

Commute a dog that travels to work.

Deerhound + Terrier

Derriere, a dog that is true to the end.

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WD 40 ITS GOOD STUFF

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light In downtown Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside them.

"Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins." shouts one of

the drunks.

Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know

who we are; show them your cross.”

Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off".

Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window looks back at

Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that

sound cross enough?