Three bulls heard the farmer was bringing another bull onto the
farm. This caused much concern amongst the bulls who had been on the farm for a
long time. They were not willing to give up any of what they considered to be
rightfully theirs. As the time for the new kid on the block to arrive the three
bulls had a conversation about how to deal with, the new arrival.
First Bull:
"I've been here for five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100
cows."
Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50
cows. I'm keeping all of my cows."
Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, ...you guys have only
let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10
of my cows."
Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest Brahman
bull they've ever seen. At 3,600 lbs, each step he takes strains the steel
ramp. The three bulls watched the trailer and then turned to each other and
after a pause of about 2 minutes, the conversation continued as follows:
First Bull: "I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend."
Second Bull: "I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a
few. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."
They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his
horns and snorting.
First Bull: "Son, don't be foolish -- let him have some of your cows and
live to tell about it."
Third Bull: "He can have all my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'm a
bull."
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