The countdown begins for many kids

 In 2022 many of you will be thinking about retiring, here are some thoughts on this subject to help you make up your mind

I have all the $$$ money $$$ I’ll ever need in retirement...

As long as I die by 4 pm tomorrow.

Warning! I’m retired

I know everything and have plenty of time to talk about it! Approach with caution!

Based on my latest calculations, i can retire five years after i die

Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do, and going to bed having accomplished only half of it.

I retired for health reasons, the company was sick of me, and I was sick of them

Retirement is when you stop working and start working at living

When I first retired, I woke up at 6:00 AM and drove very slowly on the freeway. I was yelled at a lot by all those that I made late for work, but it was fun.

Retirement the pay sucks but the benefits are great.

R elax

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T ravel

I ndugle

R ead

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Happy Days are here again

RETIREMENT CHECKLIST

9-10:00 NOTHING

10-11:00 (BREAK)

11-12:00 NADA

12-1:00 (LUNCH)

1-2:00 ZIP

2-3:00 ZERO

3-4:00 (BREAK)

4-5:00 ZILCH

RULES TO RELAX BY: RETIRED AND LOVING IT.

1. You get 6 Saturdays and 1 Sunday every week.

2. Bedtime is 3 hours after you fall asleep

3. Formal attire is shoes.

4. We love to count pennies because we have time.

5. A long lunch is... Normal.

6. I never know when my lunch break starts, or my coffee break ends.

7. Am I bored? No way.