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Why did the cloud apply for a job?
Because it wanted to rain on everyone's parade... professionally! -
What do you call a flower that grows after a thunderstorm?
*A bloom with a boom! -
I tried to plant a joke during April showers...
But all I got was a puny stem and a lot of groans! -
Why don’t flowers ever gossip?
Because they don’t want to spread daisy rumors. -
I asked my tulips how they liked the rain...
They said, “We’re blooming with joy!” -
Why was the umbrella so successful in April?
Because it always made covered calls! -
What do you call a polite rainstorm?
Precipi-gentle. -
Why do flowers always get invited to spring parties?
Because they really know how to petal to the metal! -
What did the raindrop say to the seed?
“Hang tight, I’m about to shower you with potential!” -
Why are spring flowers terrible at lying?
*Because you can always see right through their stems!
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Why did the Easter Bunny start a podcast?
To hop on the latest trends! -
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny with hare-larious timing! -
Why was the Easter egg feeling down?
Because it cracked under the pressure! -
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
Egg-ercise and a hopping good diet! -
Why don’t Easter eggs tell secrets?
Because they might crack up! -
What do you get if you cross the Easter Bunny with a computer?
A hare-drive that always downloads candy! -
Why was the bunny so good at business?
Because he had a lot of egg-sperience! -
What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny write?
Egg-sistential ones with hopping plot twists! -
Why did the Easter Bunny go to therapy?
Too much eggs-istential dread around springtime. -
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop, of course!
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I told my calendar a joke for National Humor Month...
Now it’s stuck on April Fool’s Day! -
Why did the dad joke go to school?
*It wanted to be a little more pun-ctual! -
I tried to write a serious book this April...
But every chapter kept turning into a punchline. -
Why was the stand-up comedian such a great gardener?
He had a natural talent for growing laughs! -
What's a dad's favorite type of humor?
Puns—because they’re groan-worthy, just like him! -
I told a joke about construction...
But I’m still working on the punchline! -
How do you know if a joke is a dad joke?
It becomes a-parent! (apparent) -
Why did the chicken start doing improv?
*To cross the road with no script! -
What’s a skeleton’s favorite month?
April—because humor tickles their funny bone! -
I wanted to be a professional joke writer…
*But I couldn't make a living pun!
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