Everyone knows Murphy's Law...

 "Anything that can go wrong, will..."

 Here are some other Laws you may not have heard!

Grandpa's Law of Gardening: The plant you forget to water will outlive the one you baby-talk to daily.

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Smith's Law of Aging: The older you get, the more your memory becomes a highlight reel of embarrassing moments.

Jenkins' Law of Dentistry: The day after your dental appointment, you'll discover popcorn kernels stuck in your teeth.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Ethel's Law of Shopping: The item you bought on sale will be even cheaper the next day, but you'll have lost the receipt.

Harold's Law of Eyeglasses: Your reading glasses will always be hiding in the one place you haven't looked.

Agnes' Law of Social Media: The moment you post a photo of yourself looking young and fabulous, someone will tag you in an old and unflattering picture.

Walter's Law of Hair Growth: The hair on your head will migrate to your ears and nose as you age.

Gertrude's Law of Alarm Clocks: The day you don't set an alarm is the day you wake up at 4 a.m. for no reason.

Eugene's Law of Senior Discounts: The store with the best senior discount will have the worst customer service.

Mildred's Law of Kitchen Appliances: The more buttons and settings on your microwave, the more likely you are to use it solely for reheating coffee.

Oscar's Law of Relatives: Your distant relatives will only remember your existence when they need a loan.

Lowery's Law of Home Repair: If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needs replacing anyway.

Martha's Law of Lost Socks: The number of missing socks in your laundry is directly proportional to the number of socks you desperately need.

Gladys' Law of Napping: The shorter the nap you plan to take, the longer you will actually sleep.

Norman Einstein's Law: If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

Herbert's Law of Exercise: The likelihood of injuring yourself while working out increases exponentially with your age, desire to impress others, and lack of proper warm-up.

Beach's Law: Interchangeable parts aren't.

Floyd's Law of Social Events: The more you talk about how you can't stay up late anymore, the more your friends will invite you to late-night parties.

William's Law: There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.

Lane's Law of Supply and Demand: The one item you need is always in short supply.

Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the buddies, you were late for golf,  because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.