Another set of Dad Jokes to round off the month

1.      What did the kid say when his mom asked him to eat his veggies? "Do I have to? They're so... green!"

2.      Why did the kid bring a ball to the park? He wanted to have a ball-istic time!

3.      What do you call a group of kids playing soccer in the park? A kick-tastic team!

4.      Why did the kid bring a book to the park? He wanted to have a page-turning adventure!

5.      What did the kid say when his mom asked him to take a nap? "Aww, do I have to? I'm not tired!"

6.      Why did the kid bring a bike to the park? He wanted to have a wheel-good time!

7.      What do you call a group of kids playing tag in the park? A chase-tastic game!

8.      Why did the kid bring a kite to the park? He wanted to have a high-flying time!

9.      What did the kid say when his mom asked him to eat his dinner? "Aww, do I have to? It's so... boring!"

10. Why did the kid bring a frisbee to the park? He wanted to have a flying good time!

11. What do you call a group of kids playing hide-and-seek in the park? A seek-tastic game!

12. Why did the kid bring a ball to the park? He wanted to have a ball-istic time!

13. What did the kid say when his mom asked him to take a bath? "Aww, do I have to? I'm not dirty!"

14. Why did the kid bring a book to the park? He wanted to have a page-turning adventure!

15. What do you call a group of kids playing soccer in the park? A kick-tastic team!