Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Blondies revenge: Brunette Jokes
There was a brunette child with really dark hair walking back and forth on one side of a river and looking anxiously across to the other side. After a few minutes she notices another Brunette child with even darker hair and she called across "yoo hoo, how can I get over to the other side of the river?'
The other brunette answered 'What do you mean, you silly? You're already there!'
Have you heard this one? It's great:
A brunette child was counting sheep to fall asleep. She counted like this: 'one sheep, two sheep, another sheep, another sheep, another sheep'
I know, I can't stop laughing either! Brunettes are so dumb!
By the way, have you heard the one about the brunette who bleached her hair blond? She didn't know whether she should explain the theory of relativity or whether she should just complain about her relatives. Ha, Ha, Ha. She got all confused! Get it. She didn't know whether she was brunette (dumb) or blond (smart). Ha Ha. Ha Ha. Oh gosh. I've got tears in my eyes.
I like these jokes cause they let kids know before they grown up if they're dumb or not. We don't even have to tell them, just tell jokes about them and have lots of fun doing it.
Great Brunette joke: