Oil

Garfield's Explanation on the Oil Crisis!

A lot of folks can't understand how we came  to have an oil shortage here in  Canada   

Well, there's a very simple answer,

Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. 

The reason for this is purely geographical. 

 Our Oil is located in:

ALBERTA

SASKATCHEWAN
BRITISH COLUMBIA
MANITOBA
COASTAL NEW BRUNSWICK
COASTAL  NEWFOUNDLAND 

Our DIPSTICKS are  located  in OTTAWA

Any Questions ???

NO ?...  Didn't think so.