Sunday, September 23, 2012

Price of gas in France

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre


After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings---is 

I had no Monet


To buy Degas


To make the Van Gogh."




I hope you have De Gaulle to recommend this to someone else.




I posted this because I figured I had nothing Toulouse

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