Women over 60!

In case you  missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney  thinks about women over 60.       60 Minutes  Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)       A woman over 60  will never wake you in the middle of the night &  ask, 'What are you  thinking?' She doesn't care what you  think. If a woman over  60 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit  around whining about it. She goes and does  something, she wants to  do, & it's usually more interesting.      Women over 60  are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match  with you at the opera or in the middle of an  expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it,  they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they  can get away with it.   Older women are  generous with praise, often undeserved. They know  what it's like to be  unappreciated.   Women get  psychic as they age. You never have to confess your  sins to a woman over 60.   Once you get  past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 60 is far sexier  than her younger counterpart.   Older women are  forthright and honest.. They'll tell you right off  if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You  don't ever have to wonder where you stand with  her.   Yes, we praise  women over 60 for a multitude of reasons.  Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every  stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50,  there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants  making a fool of himself with some 22-year old  waitress. Ladies, I apologize.   For all those  men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the  milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays  80% of women are against marriage. Why?  Because women realize it's not worth buying an  entire pig just to get a little  sausage!   Andy Rooney is  a really smart guy!   Share this with all the fine, fun, fabulous, fancy-free female over  60. Male friends can benefit from these words of  wisdom as well! ;- )   Even if you  aren't over 60 yet, you have to admit, this is  funny! Lord bless  Andy! As I grow in  age, I value women over 60 most  of all. Here are just a few reasons why: