So, we're into our 9th month of defeating COVID-19. These words
made me laugh but there's a lot of truth mixed in to consider. . .comic relief
needed
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So let me get this straight, there’s no cure for a virus that
can be killed by sanitiser and hand soap?
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Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? I have run out
of things to do.
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When this virus thing is over with, I still want some of you to
stay away from me.
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If these last months have taught us anything, it’s that
stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet, particularly among
politicians and bureaucrats.
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Just wait a second – so what you're telling me is that my chance
of surviving all this is directly linked to the common sense of others? You’re
kidding, right?
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People are scared of getting fined or arrested for congregating
in crowds, as if catching a deadly disease and dying a horrible death wasn’t
enough of a deterrent.
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If you believe all this will end and we will get back to normal
just because we reopen everything, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it.
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Another Saturday night in the house and I just realised the
trash goes out more than me.
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Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair
salon is obviously a bald alcoholic.
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Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the
days of the week on them. Those would be helpful right now.
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The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the
population is and 2. How dense the population is.
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Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last
forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now?
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It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it’s going
to take a whole vineyard to home school one.
· Did a big load of pajamas so I would have enough clean work clothes for this week.