What does a caterpillar do on New Year's Day?
Turns over a new leaf.
What does a caterpillar do on New Year's Day?
Turns over a new leaf.
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Nothing. It just shuts up.
Do you have any invisible ink?
Certainly sir. What colour?
What weighs more: a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?
They weigh the same.
Why do postmen carry letters?
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
Why is a fish like a person who talks too much?
Because it doesn't know when to keep its mouth shut.
Turns over a new leaf.
What does a caterpillar do on New Year's Day?
Turns over a new leaf.
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Nothing. It just shuts up.
Do you have any invisible ink?
Certainly sir. What colour?
What weighs more: a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?
They weigh the same.
Why do postmen carry letters?
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
Why is a fish like a person who talks too much?
Because it doesn't know when to keep its mouth shut.
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