- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
- A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
- God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
Here are some of Murphy's less famous quotes: