His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unnoticed. The next morning the husband took a pair of his underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"Maria!," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put baby powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a giggle..."It's not baby powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow'!"