Some jokes for my grandson

I have been too serious so time for some off beat humour to regain my balance:

Q: What do you call a group of friends making a sweater?

A: Social knitworking
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Q: Why is grass so dangerous?

A: Because it's full of blades

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Q: Where do you find giant snails?

A: On the ends of giants' fingers.


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Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?

A: Tickle the middle and see which end laughs.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an insect with a rabbit?

A: Bugs Bunny.


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Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?

A: Because they are too heavy to carry! 



Thanks to Grandparents.com for these jokes