I have been too serious so time for some off beat humour to regain my balance:
Q: What do you call a group of friends making a sweater?
A: Social knitworking
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Q: Why is grass so dangerous?
A: Because it's full of blades
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Q: Where do you find giant snails?
A: On the ends of giants' fingers.
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Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?
A: Tickle the middle and see which end laughs.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an insect with a rabbit?
A: Bugs Bunny.
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Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?
A: Because they are too heavy to carry!
Thanks to Grandparents.com for these jokes
Q: What do you call a group of friends making a sweater?
A: Social knitworking
=====================
Q: Why is grass so dangerous?
A: Because it's full of blades
=====================
Q: Where do you find giant snails?
A: On the ends of giants' fingers.
=====================
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?
A: Tickle the middle and see which end laughs.
=====================
Q: What do you get when you cross an insect with a rabbit?
A: Bugs Bunny.
=====================
Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?
A: Because they are too heavy to carry!
Thanks to Grandparents.com for these jokes
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