Saturday, December 10, 2016
A small accident caused by....
Thanks to Derwyn for this classic
My darling husband before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the Ford F-150 when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the Ford F-150, fortunately, came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari. I missed our bikes.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart. I am enclosing pictures for you at the bottom of this note. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
P.S: Your girlfriend phoned.