If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a
man during the play-off season of any sport.
All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals/tennis shoes.
Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not
brave enough to get a bikini wax.
Men don't get cellulite. Most women believe for that
reason alone, God might just be a male.
Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as
women do because their clothes all button and zip in
the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in
the back. Women may need men emotionally and sexually,
but they also need men to help them get dressed easier
When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that
feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight.
When a man tries something from his closet that feels
tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.
Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like