Thanks to Wally for these gems.
I recently spoke at an Internet Professionals Meeting and advised all attendees to immediately pull their money out of certain stocks. Of course these days everyone is an Internet Professional, so I received a wide variety of answers from the various professions.
The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted
The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!
The Pediatricians said, 'Oh, grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
The Radiologists could see right through it.
Some Surgeons wanted to cut right through the red tape.
Other Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists claimed it was a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to the assholes in Washington.
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