A
Newfoundland farmer named Angus had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned
by the Eversweet Company.
In
court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Angus.
'Didn't
you say to the RCMP at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine I'm fine?' asked
the solicitor.
Angus
responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I'd just loaded my fav'rit cow,
Bessie, into da... '
'I
didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the
question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?'
Angus
said, 'Well, I'd just got Bessie into da trailer and I was drivin' down da
road.... '
The
solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to establish
the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the
scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to
sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the
question. '
By
this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Angus' answer and said to the
solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow,
Bessie'.
Angus
thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded
Bessie, my fav'rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin' her down de road when
this huge Eversweet truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me
trailer right in da side. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into
da udder. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move.
However, I could hear old Bessie moanin' and groanin'. I knew she was in
terrible pain just by her groans.
Shortly
after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie
moanin' and groanin' too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and
saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
Den
da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said,
'How are you feelin'?'
'Now
wot da fock would you say?
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