A turkey was chatting with a
bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,"
sighed the turkey, "but I haven’t got the energy."
"Well, why don’t you
nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump
of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest
branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating
some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally, after a fourth
night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a
farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Sh*t might get you to
the top, but it won’t keep you there...
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