Happy Anniversary

 Happy Anniversary to my wife.

Remember the days when you were a cheerleader?

At one point during a game, the coach called my 10-year-old grandson who was one of his soccer players aside And asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

"Yes, coach", replied my grandson. "

“Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" My grandson nodded in the affirmative.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse the refree, or call him an as**hole. Do you understand all that?"

Again, he nodded in the affirmative.

The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not a dumb a*s decision or that the coach is a sh*thead is it?"

"No, coach."

"Good,” the coach said. “Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.