Question: How many days are there in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees does it take to
change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: Idiot
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do,
one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Lunch.
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls
your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is
too polite to tell the whole truth.
Question: What do you do all week?
Answer:
Monday through Friday, nothing; Saturday & Sunday, I rest.
And now some quotes:
"There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!" Groucho Marx"I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So, I do it three or four times a day."
"I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy." Danny
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