You are what you eat
A
man was out to lunch with his friend one day. The man was explaining to his
friend how he had been exploring and studying different methods of healthy
eating and their effects on your body. "After all," he said, "you
are what you eat."
The
man sat down at a table with a salad, a lite vinaigrette dressing, and a small
unsweetened green tea, while his friend had a fried chicken sandwich, a large
Coke, and fries with some extra salt on the side.
As
they were about to dig into their meal, the man realized he didn't grab a fork
for his salad. As he was off getting his fork, his friend, playing a prank,
dumped some of his extra salt into the man's tea. The man returned, sat, and
took a sip of his tea and gagged instantly, spitting the tea all over the
table.
Immediately
furious, the man snapped "what the hell did you do to my tea?" The
friend answered the question with a question: "Didn't you say that you are
what you eat?" The man's expression shifted from anger to disappointment.
"If so, then this prank must've made you a little salt-tea.
Ghostly Advice
When
I was about 7 years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a co-worker
of his, someone I didn't even know. When we got there, I stood in a corner
waiting for the time to pass. A bitter-looking man approached me and said,
"Enjoy life kid, enjoy it because time flies. Look at me now, I didn't
enjoy it."
Then
he passed his hand over my head and left. My father, before leaving took me
with him to pay honours to his friend. When I looked in the coffin, I was
horrified to see that the man in the coffin was the same man who had spoken to
me!! I was so traumatized I couldn't sleep properly. I had terrible nightmares.
I was terrified of being alone.
I
saw many psychologists, endured much turmoil throughout my adolescent years. It
got better as I aged, but I would still occasionally wake up screaming in fear.
It was many years later when I discovered something remarkable that completely
changed my life.
That
bastard had a twin
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