What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “Can you smell carrot?”
What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow.
What’s an ig? A snow house without a loo!
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window? Snow and Tell.
What is a mountain’s favourite type of candy? Snowcaps.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A snow-fake
Grandma’s been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I’ll have to let her in.
Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why? When the days get short, you only have to work a 30-minute work week.
Why do seals swim in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
What do you call a snowman party? A snowball.
What did the snowman eat? Icebergs with chilifice sauce.
What eight letters can you find in water from the Arctic Ocean? H to O! (H20)
What do you call a gangsta snowman? Froze-T.
Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers? The outside.
How does a snowman get around? He rides an icicle!
Who is Frosty’s favourite Aunt? Aunt Artica!
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Lost.
What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers? Leeks.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A snowmobile!
What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather. It’s snow joke.
Why didn’t Guns N’ Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing? Axel Froze.
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
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