Everyone, say it with me...
1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or
lose my mailing lists if don't forward an e-mail.
2. I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog if
I do forward an e-mail.
3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money and
Victoria's Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed
to send me.
4. Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I
forward my e-mail to more than 50 people.
5. I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons,
or freebies From Coca-Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send
an e-mail to 10 people.
6. I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an
e-mail ... NEVER EVER!!
7. There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking
program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for
forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!
8. There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish
program in England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now
cancer-free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS or GET-WELL
CARDS.
9. The government does not have a bill in Congress
called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable
them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.
10. There will be NO cool
dancing, singing, waving, colourful flowers, characters, or programs that I will
receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!
11. The American Red Cross will
NOT donate 50 cents to a certain individual dying of some never-heard-of
disease for every e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross
RECEIVES donations.
12. And finally, I WILL NOT let
others guilt me into sending things by telling me I am not their friend or that
I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to send me a message, I believe
the bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!
Now, repeat the above to yourself until you have it
memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full
moon or you will surely be constipated for the next three months.
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