Everyone, say it with me...
1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my
friends, or lose my mailing lists if I don't forward an e-mail.
2. I will NOT hear any music or see a
taco dog if I do forward an e-mail.
3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me
money and Victoria's Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate
they're supposed to send me.
4. Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount
even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people.
5. I will NEVER receive gift
certificates, coupons, or freebies From Coca-Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or
anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people.
6. I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I
forward an e-mail ... NEVER --EVER!!
7. There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail
tracking program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me
$100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!
8. There is NO kid with cancer through
the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything! He did when he was 7
years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE
POST CARDS or GET-WELL CARDS.
9. The government does not have a bill
in Congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if passed,
will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.
10. There will be NO cool dancing,
singing, waving, colourful flowers, characters, or program that I will receive
immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!
11. The American Red Cross will NOT
donate 50 cents to a certain individual dying of some never-heard-of disease
for every e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES
donations.
12. And finally, I WILL NOT let others
guilt me into sending things by telling me I am not their friend or that I
don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to send me a message, I believe the
bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!
Now, repeat
the above to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it along to at
least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely be
constipated for the next three months.
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