Wednesday observances

I once dated a girl with a twin and people always asked me how I could tell them apart. It was simple. It was easy. Alison painted her nails red, and Bob had a beard.

Pro Tip #22: Ring your doorbell on your way to bed. This will clear the dogs off the bed.

I went to an Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting. Anonymous my eye. I knew everyone there!!

In a society that has you counting money, kilos, calories, and steps, be a rebel and count your 'blessings' instead.

I just asked myself if I'm crazy, and 'We all said No'.

Don't worry about 'getting old. Worry about 'thinking old'.

You can do a hundred things right and someone will always point out the ONE thing you did wrong.

Being a 'little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me daily. He is from India and is very concerned about someone scamming me and hacking into my Computer/Banking details. He is always helpful and asks for my Password to fix my problem.

After that 'Covid thing' these past few years, my 'going out clothes have missed me so much. I put them on, and they hugged me so tightly, I could barely breathe.

I told my wife she should 'embrace her mistakes'...............She gave me a hug.

A Genie granted me one wish, so I said, "I just want to be happy". So now I'm living in a little cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine. 'whistle while you work.......'

and finally...... A few years ago, I took my 8-year-old grandson to the office on 'take your kid to work day'. But when we walked into the office he started to cry. As concerned staff gathered around I asked him what was wrong and he said:  "Granddad where are all the clowns you said you worked with?”