Tuesday, February 14, 2023

Happy St Valentines Day

 This is for some, a very serious day, I hope to lighten up the mood. So, here are a few jokes about Valentine's Day:

Why was the math book sad on Valentine's Day? 

    Because it had too many problems and no solutions.

Why did the tomato turn red on Valentine's Day? 

    Because it saw the salad dressing!

What did the valentine's card say to the stamp? 

    "Stick with me and we'll go places."

Why did Cupid draw back his bow? 

    Because he didn't have any arrows!

What did one oar say to the other on Valentine's Day? 

    "You're the oar of my heart."

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face! Let me know if you have any jokes you can add.

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