Swiftest Dad

Here are three jokes with the same lead line, Happy Father's Day to all the fastest dads out there.

Three youngsters were in a spirited debate to determine who had the swiftest dad.

The first kid boasted, "My dad can run a mile in just four minutes!" The second kid countered, "Well, my dad can run a mile in three minutes flat!" The third kid, feeling left out, thought for a moment and then exclaimed, "Wow, my dad doesn't have to run at all – he just drives his car to the end of the mile and back in five minutes!"

Three youngsters were in the midst of a spirited debate to determine who had the swiftest dad.

"My dad is the fastest!" Anya exclaimed excitedly. "He's a builder and can chuck a brick off the fifth floor, race down the stairs and catch it before it even hits the ground!" "That's nothing!" Brad boasted. "My dad is much faster! He's a professional archer and can target an arrow at a wolf's head, fire it, and then run and grab the creature before the arrow even lands!" "Incredible!" exclaimed Tommy. "But I think my father is way faster!" "What makes you say that?" asked Anya and Brad curiously. "My father has been working at the DMV for 20 years," Tommy answered. "he's expected to be off work at 5PM, but he's so speedy he's home by 1!"

Three youngsters were in a spirited debate to determine who had the swiftest dad. "My dad can run a mile in under four minutes!" boasted the first youngster. "Well, my dad can run a mile in under three minutes," countered the second youngster. The third youngster, feeling left out, said, "My dad doesn't have to run at all. He just asks my mom where he left his keys and she brings them to him." The first and second youngsters looked at each other in amazement and asked, "Your dad can find his keys that fast?" The third youngster replied, "No, but he's pretty swift at blaming my mom for losing them in the first place."