Old is when

 Remember, these jokes are meant to be light-hearted and humorous. Enjoy!

1.           "OLD" IS WHEN.... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

2.           OLD" IS WHEN.... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes -and you're barefoot.

3.           "OLD" IS WHEN.... A sexy babe catches your fancy, and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

4.           "OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

5.           "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care  where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

6.           "OLD" IS WHEN.... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

7.           "0LD" IS WHEN.... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

8.           "0LD“ IS WHEN.... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. '\

9.           "0LD" IS WHEN.... An "all nighter" imeans not getting up to go to the bathroom.

10.        "OLD" IS WHEN... You try to impress your sweetie with a candlelit dinner, but you can't remember where you put the candles.

11.        "OLD" IS WHEN... You think a hot date is a cup of tea without any spills.

12.        "OLD" IS WHEN... You proudly show off your new dentures to anyone who will listen.

13.        "OLD" IS WHEN... You get excited about finding a parking spot right in front of the pharmacy.

14.        "OLD" IS WHEN... You ask for the senior discount at the movie theater, and they reply, "Sir, this is a daycare center."

15.        "OLD" IS WHEN... You're at a party and all you want to do is find a comfy chair and take a nap.

16.        "OLD" IS WHEN... You get a thrill from buying a new vacuum cleaner and testing it out immediately.

17.        "OLD" IS WHEN... You tell your grandkids about the "good old days" when you had to get up to change the channel on the TV.