Retirees may struggle with

You get annoyed when people are too loud:

Remember the days when you were the "life of the party"? Well, now it's those darn kids at the bus stop who need to turn it down a notch. But hey, you've earned the right to enjoy some peace and quiet.

You order the same shoe in different colours:

When you find shoes as comfy as a cloud, why not buy them in every colour? It's not a panic buy; it's a practical fashion strategy!

You refuse to go anywhere if there's nowhere to sit:

No more wall-leaning or standing at the bar. If there's no seat, you're better off on your cozy couch at home. Your back thank you!

You're excited about Amazon deliveries - but it's not what you think:

Forget the thrill of new clothes; you're overjoyed by the arrival of that practical kitchen gadget or comfy shoes that won't leave your feet sore.

11pm is the absolute cut-off for calling it a night:

Late nights now start at 11pm, and even that's pushing it. Who needs late nights when you've got the luxury of pajamas and a cozy bed?

You're thinking ahead for cutting costs at Christmas:

Recycling and buying discounted decorations? That's the savvy way to celebrate the holidays without breaking the bank.

Your handbag is full of tissues and wet wipes:

A purse full of tissues and wipes isn't just practical; it's a survival kit for any unexpected mess or allergy attack.

You're starting to think those cords for glasses are actually a good idea:

Embracing glasses cords is a testament to your wisdom. No more searching for misplaced glasses!

The gifts you want are household items:

Forget luxury gifts; you're thrilled to receive a power mop or extra-strength cleaning products. It's all about practicality.

Your camera roll is full of blurred photos:

Blurred pics, accidental thumb selfies - your camera roll is a gallery of your tech-savvy adventures.

You have a tin of cookies at the ready:

Cocktails for brunch? No, it's all about cookies now. They're your new comfort food, and they're ready for any occasion.

You're starting to get annoyed at impersonal text messages:

Handwritten cards or heartfelt audio messages beat generic texts any day. Your time is too precious for empty messages.