You get annoyed when people are too loud:
Remember the days when you were the
"life of the party"? Well, now it's those darn kids at the bus stop
who need to turn it down a notch. But hey, you've earned the right to enjoy
some peace and quiet.
You order the same shoe in different
colours:
When you find shoes as comfy as a cloud,
why not buy them in every colour? It's not a panic buy; it's a practical fashion
strategy!
You refuse to go anywhere if there's
nowhere to sit:
No more wall-leaning or standing at the
bar. If there's no seat, you're better off on your cozy couch at home. Your
back thank you!
You're excited about Amazon deliveries -
but it's not what you think:
Forget the thrill of new clothes; you're
overjoyed by the arrival of that practical kitchen gadget or comfy shoes that
won't leave your feet sore.
11pm is the absolute cut-off for calling it
a night:
Late nights now start at 11pm, and even
that's pushing it. Who needs late nights when you've got the luxury of pajamas
and a cozy bed?
You're thinking ahead for cutting costs at
Christmas:
Recycling and buying discounted
decorations? That's the savvy way to celebrate the holidays without breaking
the bank.
Your handbag is full of tissues and wet
wipes:
A purse full of tissues and wipes isn't
just practical; it's a survival kit for any unexpected mess or allergy attack.
You're starting to think those cords for
glasses are actually a good idea:
Embracing glasses cords is a testament to
your wisdom. No more searching for misplaced glasses!
The gifts you want are household items:
Forget luxury gifts; you're thrilled to
receive a power mop or extra-strength cleaning products. It's all about
practicality.
Your camera roll is full of blurred photos:
Blurred pics, accidental thumb selfies -
your camera roll is a gallery of your tech-savvy adventures.
You have a tin of cookies at the ready:
Cocktails for brunch? No, it's all about
cookies now. They're your new comfort food, and they're ready for any occasion.
You're starting to get annoyed at
impersonal text messages:
Handwritten cards or heartfelt audio
messages beat generic texts any day. Your time is too precious for empty
messages.
