Sunday, March 24, 2024

You may not know this

Many inanimate things have a gender.

1.    Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2.     Copiers are Female because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device If the right buttons are pushed but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3.    A Tire is Male, because it goes bald, and it's often over-inflated.

4.    A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5.    Sponges are Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6.    A Web Page is Female because it's always getting hit on.

7.    A Subway is Male because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8.    An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9.    A Hammer is Male because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10. A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this ~ it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

11. A GPS Navigation System is Female, because it provides guidance and direction, but sometimes it insists on taking you the long way around.

12. A Swiss Army Knife is Male, as it's versatile, practical, and always ready for action.

13. A Refrigerator is Female, because it keeps things cold and preserves them, but it tends to get cluttered and occasionally needs defrosting.

14. A Mirror is Female, as it reflects and highlights beauty, but can also reveal flaws and imperfections.

15. A Suitcase is Male because it's sturdy, dependable, and always there to carry your load.

16. A Candle is Female, since it brings warmth and creates a cozy atmosphere, yet it can be quite delicate and needs careful handling.

17. A Computer is Male, because it processes vast amounts of information, but sometimes it crashes when you least expect it.

18. A Backpack is Female, because it's comfortable to carry, holds your essentials, and often becomes a fashion statement.

19. A Pen is Male, because it leaves a mark and can be assertive in its writing, yet it might occasionally leak and make a mess.

20. A Chess Set is Female, as it requires strategic thinking and planning, but every piece has its unique role in the game.

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