Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: The moment your hands are covered in grease, that’s when your phone will ring.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool you drop will always roll to the farthest, most impossible-to-reach spot in the room.
Lowery's Law of Home Repair: If something is stuck, use force. If it breaks, well, it was bound to give out sooner or later.
Beach's Law: "Interchangeable" parts rarely are.
William's Law: There's no mechanical problem so tough that it can't be solved with a hammer and a complete disregard for instructions.
Lane's Law of Supply and Demand: The one item you need the most will always be out of stock.
Cannon's Karmic Law: If you ever use a made-up excuse to explain being late, the universe will make sure that excuse becomes reality the next day.
Norman Einstein's Law: If something ridiculous actually works, it’s no longer ridiculous.
Col. Murphy's Law of Combat: Always remember, your gear was probably supplied by the lowest bidder!
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