Showing posts with label ageing humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ageing humour. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 2, 2024

If it goes wrong refer to

 Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: The moment your hands are covered in grease, that’s when your phone will ring.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool you drop will always roll to the farthest, most impossible-to-reach spot in the room.

Lowery's Law of Home Repair: If something is stuck, use force. If it breaks, well, it was bound to give out sooner or later.

Beach's Law: "Interchangeable" parts rarely are.

William's Law: There's no mechanical problem so tough that it can't be solved with a hammer and a complete disregard for instructions.

Lane's Law of Supply and Demand: The one item you need the most will always be out of stock.

Cannon's Karmic Law: If you ever use a made-up excuse to explain being late, the universe will make sure that excuse becomes reality the next day.

Norman Einstein's Law: If something ridiculous actually works, it’s no longer ridiculous.

Col. Murphy's Law of Combat: Always remember, your gear was probably supplied by the lowest bidder!

Saturday, September 28, 2024

Age defing options are they for you?

So, here I am staring into the mirror, trying to convince myself that the man looking back at me is the same fresh-faced guy from my college days. And hey, why not? Who says only women get to indulge in a bit of vanity? These days, it’s not just acceptable for men to put effort into looking good—it’s practically a sport and I have several friends who engage in that sport! But while they might be tempted to chase that youthful glow, I think there is something to be said for embracing your age with a wink and a nod. After all, distinguished is the new young.

Wrinkle, Wrinkle, Little Star: Skin Treatments for the Modern Man

While I snap out of my funk about starting to look my age, I realize that there are many of my age, that don't want to be seen as being old. Sure, I am going to embrace my wrinkles as signs of wisdom and life well-lived.  Many are doing what over a million American men did back in 2005 and jump on the anti-aging bandwagon. That’s right—men are no strangers to the magic of skincare. If you’re looking to shave a few years off your face without resorting to anything too extreme (no one wants to look like they’ve had a permanent wind tunnel experience), here are some options that’ll keep you looking fresh-faced and fancy-free.

Microdermabrasion: The Skin’s Not-So-Secret Vacuum Cleaner

Let’s start with microdermabrasion, which is essentially like sending your face to a high-tech car wash. This procedure uses a vacuum suction device to remove those pesky dead skin cells that have been hanging around a little too long. Add a sprinkle of mild chemical crystals, and voilĂ ! Your skin will look more even, fine lines might take a hike, and you’ll have a glow that screams, “I just woke up like this!”—even if it took 30 minutes and a tiny vacuum cleaner to get there.

Chemical Peels: Out with the Old, In with the Youthful

Next up, chemical peels—because who wouldn’t want to peel back the years, literally? These peels encourage your skin to shed its damaged outer layer, like a snake leaving behind an old skin. The result? Firmer, smoother skin that looks like it just got back from a relaxing tropical vacation. Sure, the light chemical peel will keep you coming back for more, but if you’re serious about looking fresh, a medium peel can keep the clock turned back for up to a year.

Light Skin Rejuvenation: Beam Me Up, Glowy

If you’re a fan of sci-fi, light-skin rejuvenation might be your thing. This treatment uses non-cutting laser beams to zap your skin into producing more collagen, the stuff that keeps you looking firm and youthful. It’s like telling your skin to go back to its younger days, minus the bad haircuts and questionable fashion choices. And the best part? No extreme aftercare is needed, so you can keep looking like the dashing gentleman you are without much effort.

Exercise: The Ultimate Youth Serum

Now, let’s not forget about the oldest trick in the book: regular exercise. It’s free, it’s effective, and it doesn’t involve lying on a table while someone with a mask and a scalpel hovers over you. According to the American Heart Association, a solid workout routine can help you build endurance, strength, and muscle, all while keeping you in fighting shape as the years go by. Plus, nothing says “I’m still in the game” like a fit physique. You might even find yourself catching a few extra glances at the gym—because who doesn’t love a man who takes care of himself?

Embrace the Distinguished Look (or Keep Chasing Youth—It’s Your Call!)

At the end of the day, whether you’re all about keeping that youthful glow or you’re ready to embrace the silver fox within, the choice is yours. Just remember: aging is inevitable, but looking great while doing it is totally optional. And who knows? You might just find that a little laughter at yourself and a lot of confidence in your age are the best age-defying tricks of all.