Dad Jokes for June, One for Every Day

 Share one each morning. Watch the groans roll in. That is how you know they are working.

June 1 – Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

June 2 – What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

June 3 – Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

June 4 – What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

June 5 – Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

June 6 – What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.

June 7 – Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

June 8 – What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

June 9 – Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crumbly.

June 10 – What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.

June 11 – Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

June 12 – What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

June 13 – Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

June 14 – What do you call a can opener that does not work? A can't opener.

June 15 – Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it was not peeling well.

June 16 – What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

June 17 – Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.

June 18 – What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

June 19 – Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.

June 20 – What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

June 21 – Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

June 22 – What do you call a factory that sells generally okay products? A satis-factory.

June 23 – Why did the stadium get so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.

June 24 – What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

June 25 – Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.

June 26 – What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

June 27 – Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.

June 28 – What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

June 29 – Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.

June 30 – What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.

Some fun for June

 “A” is for “apple” and “B” is for “boat”,

That used to be right, but now it won't float.

“Age before beauty” is what we once said,

But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now here’s a New Alphabet for you to enjoy 

See how many letters your body parts employ!

A is for arthritis;

B's for a bad back,

C's for the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?

D is for dental decay and decline,

E is for eyesight, can't read that top line?

F is for farting and fluid retention,

G is for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention.

H is for high blood pressure that used to be low;

I  is for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,

K is for knees that each crack when they bend.

L 's for libido, what happened to sex?

M is for memory, I forget what comes next. . . 

N is for neuralgia, in nerves way down low;

O is for osteo, old bones that don't grow!

P’s for prescriptions, I have quite a few —just give me a pill and I'll be

good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or just flu?

R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,

T is for Tinnitus or bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; some troubles with flow;

V is for vertigo, that's 'dizzy' you know.  

W is for worrying about what's going around?

X is for X ray, and what might be found.

Y is for another year I'm still kicking around,

Z is for zest for still being above ground!

I've survived all the symptoms my body's deployed,

And keeping plenty of specialists fully employed!

New Alphabet for Mature Minds

There is an email floating around called a new alphabet for mature minds or something like that. I read it and it was funny but I thought it could be more positive. So here is my new alphabet for mature minds. Enjoy.

New Alphabet for Mature Minds

“A” is for “apple” and “B” is for “boat,”
That used to be right and hey, they mostly still float.
“Age before beauty” was once what we’d say,
Now it’s “both are still shining, just seasoned that way.”

Now here’s a New Alphabet, written with joy,
For grown-up grown-olds who still laugh and enjoy.

A is for arthritis, a bit stiff at the start,
But movement and laughter still do their good part.
B’s for the back that reminds us each day
We’ve lived a full life, and we earned it, okay?

C’s for the chest that goes up and goes down,
Still strong enough to carry us around.
D is for dentists who know us by name,
E is for eyesight, large print’s not a shame.

F’s for the freedom to laugh when we please,
G’s for good stories told over coffee and tea.
H is for health checks, we’re staying informed,
I is for insight that only comes worn.

J is for joints that complain now and then,
K is for knees that predict rain again.
L is for love, it still shows up just fine,
M is for memories, the sweet and the wine.

N is for nerves that occasionally spark,
O is for optimism, still lighting the dark.
P’s for prescriptions (a tidy small crew),
Q is for questions, we still ask a few.

R is for rest when the day’s been a lot,
S is for sleep… or a podcast at night.
T is for tinnitus, nature’s odd chime,
U is for urgency (we plan bathroom time).

V is for vertigo, spin, then we laugh,
W’s for wisdom we quietly have.
X is for X-rays that say, “You’ve been through,”
Y is for years , and we’ve used them well, too.

Z is for zest, still curious, still sound,
Still grateful each morning to be above ground.

I’ve survived all the things my body’s deployed,
And yes, I keep specialists gainfully employed.

 

Pun and Done and other one-liners for Feb

 Some fun for February one for each day of the month; enjoy

1.      She was only a moonshiner’s daughter, but I miss her still

2.      What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled

3.      Why is “dark” spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t “c” in the dark

4.      Just so everyone is clear, I’m going to put my glasses on

5.      How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer

6.      I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.”

7.      I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it

8.      I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.

9.      Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm

10.   I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find

11.   1 lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene

12.   12 When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, he gave me a blank stair

13.   I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went… then it dawned on me.”

14.   Valentine’s Day is all about hearts… especially when you eat the chocolate ones first.”

15.   I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie; it was a rocky road

16.   Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars

17.   II stayed up all night wondering where the sun went… then it dawned on me

18.   Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell

19.   What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? Suture self

20.   My friends and I named our band ‘Duvet.’ It’s a cover band.”

21.   Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again”

22.   I went to the toy store and asked where the Schwarzenegger dolls are. “Aisle B, back

23.   Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence

24.   I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me

25.   Scientists studied the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering

26.   I told my suitcase there will be no vacation this year, now it’s dealing with emotional baggage

27.   My friends and I named our band ‘Duvet.’ It’s a cover band.”

28.   I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness

Please send me your best groaner

 

The Dream-Wright’s Workshop: An Open Letter to the Masters of Time

 Let me let you in on a secret, one they don’t print in the manuals or the morning papers. It’s a truth so simple, so powerful, that it can feel like finding the hidden key to a forgotten garden:

People believe what they want to believe. And this, alone, explains what they have or don’t have.

Let that simmer for a moment. Does that make your entire flipping day or what?!

It means the world is not a fixed, immovable sculpture, but a lump of the most wonderful, pliable clay. And you, my friend, with a lifetime of fingerprints upon your hands, are the master potter. You have seen dreams take shape and you have seen some fall away. But the workshop is still open. The wheel is still spinning. The clay is still moist and waiting.

Some will tell you that the time for dreaming is behind you. They will speak of retirement as a finish line. But they have forgotten the oldest magic of all: Dreams come true, if you believe. That’s what they do. The only variable is when. And my goodness, what is time to a soul that has already collected so much of it? You have the profound advantage of knowing that "when" is a flexible, friendly concept, not a demanding tyrant.

Now, you have a choice of two paths to your dream. Think of it as two different recipes for the same magnificent cake.

There is the recipe for delay. It reads like this: Resist the first step. Attach yourself to every reason it might not work. Insist that it’s too late. Deny your own capabilities. Stop before you begin. Second-guess every single idea. Whine about the obstacles. Argue with your own inspiration. Defend your limitations. Protest that it’s just not the way things are done. Cry over spilled milk from decades ago. Struggle mightily against the current. And finally, ask others when you already know the answer yourself.

It’s a tiresome, familiar dance, isn’t it? You’ve probably seen this recipe before. It makes a very dry, unsatisfying cake.

But then, there is the other way.

This recipe is for the nimble of heart. It goes like this: Visualize your dream so clearly you can smell the sawdust of your new workshop or taste the tomatoes from your garden. Pretend you are already there, just for a moment, and feel the joy of it. Prepare one small thing today, buy the seeds, call about the class, check out the book. Dodge the naysayers, even the one in your own head. Roll with the small setbacks. Serpentine! Zig when they expect you to zag. Be unpredictable in your pursuit of joy.

Do not waver over intentions. A dream either is, or it isn’t. Alternate your approaches. If the paintbrush feels heavy, try the pen. If the wood is stubborn, try the clay. Release your doubts like old balloons, watch them float away and disappear. Show up, even when nothing happens. Sit in the chair, look at the garden plot, hold the instrument. Your presence is a promise. And most importantly, keep giving thanks in advance. Thank the universe for the beautiful painting not yet finished, for the thriving garden not yet harvested, for the melody not yet perfectly played. Gratitude is the fertilizer for dreams.

You need to believe in yourself not with the brash confidence of youth, but with the quiet, unshakable certainty that comes from having survived, adapted, and loved through decades. You have already built a life. You have already navigated storms. What is a dream but the next, most delightful project?

So, what will it be? The garden, the novel, the reconciled friendship, the learned language, the volunteer project that changes a life. That dream isn’t a ghost from your past; it’s a patient friend waiting in your future, tapping its watch with a smile, wondering what on earth is taking you so long to arrive.

The workshop is open. The clay is in your hands. Believe, and begin.

The Day Smiles Took Over the Town

A story  built with whimsy. and some truth.

 It started, as most great revolutions do, with something small, a single smile.

Old Mrs. Pennington, who ran the corner bakery, had been up since dawn coaxing her famously grumpy sourdough to rise. When it finally puffed up just right, she felt so triumphant she smiled at it. A big, lopsided grin. Then she carried that grin to her shop door, where she greeted the first customer of the day, a sleepy delivery driver, with a cheery, “Good morning, love!”

He blinked, startled, and then, something shifted. His own mouth twitched upward. A smile. He carried it with him to the next stop, where he handed a parcel to a harried young mother whose toddler was mid-tantrum. The mother smiled back, just barely, but it was enough to quiet the storm for a second.

And just like that, the Great Smile Uprising began.

By mid-morning, the coffee shop was full of laughter. Someone paid for the next person’s latte, which led to a chain reaction of random acts of kindness so rapid it could’ve powered the town’s Christmas lights. A teenager helped an elderly man find his keys. The mail carrier left daisies in someone’s mailbox. The mayor, usually as stiff as a frozen waffle, was spotted whistling on his way to City Hall.

All this because kindness, like yeast in Mrs. Pennington’s bread, can’t help but rise.

Meanwhile, in the park, two old rivals, dog walkers who had long debated whose canine companion was superior, ran into each other. Usually, this encounter would have sparked the annual “best tail wag” argument. But today, something was different. One of them, inspired by the day’s mysterious goodwill, simply smiled. The other, caught off guard, forgot to be defensive and smiled back. Their dogs, reading the mood, wagged their tails in perfect unison. Peace was declared without a single bark.

By noon, love had quietly taken charge. It didn’t arrive with fanfare or fireworks, it never does. Love slipped in through small gestures: a door held open, a compliment given, a text that said , “thinking of you.” It spread softly, wrapping around people like sunlight through a window.

And just when the local cynic tried to resist, grumbling about how this was all “nonsense,” a child skipped up, handed him a dandelion puff, and said, “Make a wish.” The old man stared at the flower, at the bright eyes that offered it, and felt something unfamiliar tugging at his lips. He smiled.

By evening, the whole town glowed. The air seemed lighter, like the world had remembered how to breathe. No laws had changed. No grand speeches had been made. But love had won every unspoken battle, kindness had quietly conquered every corner, and smiles, those gentle, magical curve-shaped miracles, had disarmed every doubt, every shadow, every grumble.

And so,  it was settled, at least in that little town:

Love always wins.
Kindness always prevails.
And smiles, always, always, disarm.

Lets have some fun and try to predict the future

 A friend of mine sent me an email that talked about what a difference a century makes, he circulated the information, and it is interesting and some of it is not true. So, here is a table tha it more realistic. His original 1925 stats are a colorful mix, some accurate (like home births), others more legend than fact.

The correct information from Wikipedia so take with a grain of salt.

 Life expectancy for men: 47 years

• For the total U.S. population, life expectancy in 1925 was 58.5 years, according to demographic data Wikipedia.
• The “47 years” figure refers to life expectancy at birth in 1900, not 1925 Wikipedia.
• Thus, 58.5 is the accurate 1925 figure.

2. Eggs cost 14¢ a dozen

• USDA data for 1925 shows average egg prices in Washington state were about 32¢ per dozen NASS.
• Additional sources say 26¢ to 47¢—but 14¢ appears too low FacebookOne Tube Radio.
• A realistic average: around 30¢ per dozen.
•  

3. Other claims

• Fuel sold in pharmacies, bathtub in only 14% of homes, phones in only 8%, speed limits 10 mph, flag had 45 stars, etc.—these all stem from a nostalgic “What a difference a century makes” post, probably circa 1917/early-1900s Facebook.
• Many are evocative rather than rigorously accurate.
• Without independent verification,  treat them as “interesting period lore” but flag them as anecdotal or needing confirmation.

4. Average income & wages

• Average net income in 1924 was $3,481.26 IRS.
• IPUMS data suggests per-capita earnings in 1925 were $1,276 IPUMS USA.
• The bold claims of $200–$400/year etc. seem off, likely underestimates or misremembered.

5. Home births

• In the early 1920s, only around 5% of U.S. women gave birth in hospital—thus, about 95% of births took place at home does appear correct

Life expectancy was not 47 in 1925—that was circa 1900. It had risen to ~58.5 by 1925.

Eggs cost closer to 30¢ a dozen, not 14¢.

Income was in the low thousands (per-capita/net income ~ $3,500).

Once I found credible information, I created a  time-traveling thought experiment, inviting us to stretch our imagination from 1925 to 2125!

Item	1925	2025 (inflation-adjusted or real)	2125 (futurist projection)
Life expectancy at birth (men)	~58.5 years	~78.5 years (today)	100+ years? (genetic senescence therapies may push average to ~120)
Eggs (dozen)	~30¢	~$4.50	~$67 (unless synthetic eggs disrupt pricing)
Fuel sold in pharmacies (lore)	True as anecdote	Now, EV charging stations everywhere	Biofuel kiosks dosing air taxis at corner shops
Bathtubs in homes	~14%	~98–100%	Hydrotherapy pods standard in every bathroom
Telephone ownership	~8%	~95% (smartphones)	Neural implants for communication
Births at home	~95%	<1% (nearly all hospital)	AI-assisted at-home pod-birth with virtual doula
Average income per year	~$3,480	~$50,000–$60,000 (median today)	Unconditional basic income of $50k+ annual

 

The five main causes of death in 1925 were::
1. Pneumonia and flu
2. Tuberculosis
3. Diarrhea
4. Heart disease
5. Stroke

Current  Leading Causes of Death in the U.S.

The top five causes, based on CDC data and recent reporting, are:

1. Heart disease – the leading cause
2. Cancer (malignant neoplasms) – second
3. Unintentional injuries (e.g., accidents, opioid overdoses) – third CDC+1New York Post
4. Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases) – fourth CDC New York Post
5. Chronic lower respiratory diseases – fifth (though Alzheimer’s, diabetes, and others follow closely) CDC+1

A notable shift: COVID-19, once near the top in 2020–2021, has declined to around the 10th leading cause by 2023

Looking ahead here is what one futurist predicted would be the leading causes of death in 2 Possible Top 5 Causes in 2125:

1. Neurodegeneration (e.g., Alzheimer’s and emerging brain diseases)
• As lifespans stretch past 100, age-related neurological conditions could dominate.
2. Cardiometabolic system failure from aging (e.g., heart failure, arrhythmias)
• Even with gene therapies, wear-and-tear and electrical dysfunctions (like advanced AFib) may persist Statesman.
3. Novel pandemics or climate-related infectious threats
• Imagine engineered viruses, climate-triggered zoonoses, or antibiotic-resistant “superbugs” rising.
4. AI/tech-related fatalities (e.g., malfunction, autonomous vehicle disasters)
• If technology is deeply embedded—autonomous systems, cyborg implants, etc.—risks from malfunctions or cyberattacks could become significant.
5. Mental health crises leading to self-harm
• Loneliness, digital dependence, or VR-related dissociation might drive this category.

Here  is he original post that helped me do some research

The year 1924. Already a hundred years ago

What difference does a century make? Here are some statistics for the year 1924:

The average life expectancy for men was 47 years.
Fuel for cars was only sold in pharmacies.
Only 14% of houses had a bathtub.
Only 8% of households had a telephone.
The maximum speed limit in most towns was 10mph.
The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower.
The average wage in the United States in 1925 was 22 cents an hour.
The average American worker earned between $200 and $400 a year.
A competent accountant can expect to earn $2,000 per year.
A dentist earned $2,500 a year.
A veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year and, a mechanical engineer approximately $5,000 per year.
More than 95% of all births took place at home
Ninety percent of all doctors have attended so-called medical schools, many of which have been condemned by the press and, by the government as being "substandard".
Sugar cost four cents a pound.
Eggs cost fourteen cents a dozen.
Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.
Most women only washed their hair once a month and used borax or egg yolks for shampoo.
Canada passed a law prohibiting poor people from enteringtheir country for whatever reason.
The five main causes of death were:
1. Pneumonia and flu
2. Tuberculosis
3. Diarrhea
4. Heart disease
5. Stroke
The American flag had 45 stars...
The population of Las Vegas was only 30 people.
Crosswords, canned beer and iced tea had not yet invented.
There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Two out of 10 adults could neither read nor write and only 6% of all Americans had graduated from high school.
Marijuana, heroin and morphine were all available over the counter in local pharmacies.
At the time, pharmacists said: "Heroin clarifies the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach, intestines and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health.
Surprising isn't it!
Eighteen percent of households had at least one servant or full-time domestic help... Often it was an aunt single or an immigrant parent newly arrived in America.
There have been approximately 230 reported murders across the ENTIRE United States.
ho would have thought that in 1925, that you could receive this text in few clicks and now you can transmit it to someone else anywhere in the WORLD in seconds!
Can we imagine today what we will be able to do in 100 years?

Not really. 

See you in 100 years...

 

31 Themed Dad Jokes for May

1. I told my grandma that spring vegetables keep you young. She started eating carrots daily—now she's seeing better days!
2. My 80-year-old neighbour planted too many flowers this spring. I guess you could say he's suffering from perennial overachievement.
3. Why did the senior gardener win the spring planting contest? Because she had years of ex-seed-ingly good experience!
4. My grandpa's spring diet consists solely of alphabet soup. He says he's trying to increase his word count.
5. What do you call a senior who loves springtime birdwatching? A wise old owl!
6. My grandmother started eating dandelion greens this spring. She says they make her feel less lawn-ly.
7. Why do older folks love spring picnics? Because they've been around long enough to know when it's thyme to relax!
8. My grandpa's spring garden is so impressive, the neighbours call him the elder-berry statesman.
9. What did the senior say when asked about spring cleaning? "At my age, just being awake is housework!"
10. My grandmother makes springtime smoothies with prunes. She calls them "nature's fast track."
11. Why did the senior yoga class move outdoors in spring? They wanted to be outstanding in their field!
12. My grandfather's favourite spring activity is mushroom hunting. He's a real fun-guy for his age!
13. What did the retired farmer say about spring planting? "These days, I grow mostly memories, and they don't need watering!"
14. My grandma's spring beauty tip: "Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have bloomed."
15. Why don't seniors mind April showers? Because they've weathered far worse storms!
16. My 90-year-old aunt started eating sunflower seeds this spring. She says she's planting happiness for her golden years.
17. What did the senior gardener say about her spring tomatoes? "They're late bloomers, just like me!"
18. My grandfather started drinking carrot juice every spring morning. He says it helps him see his way to retirement.
19. Why do seniors love spring walks? Because it's nice to go at your own pace after being cooped up all winter!
20. My grandmother planted mint in her spring garden. She says it makes cents to grow your own tea.
21. What's a senior's favourite spring flower? Forget-me-nots—though they can't remember why!
22. My grandfather says eating spring asparagus keeps him young. It certainly keeps him regular!
23. Why did the senior join the spring bird-feeding club? For the cheep therapy!
24. My grandmother's spring motto: "If life gives you rain, look for rainbows. If life gives you lemons, make sure they're not your medication."
25. What did the senior say about spring cleaning? "Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture!"
26. My grandfather started eating honey this spring. He says he's sweet enough already, but it helps with his bee-havior.
27. Why do seniors love spring salads? Because they've earned the right to enjoy the fruits of their labor!
28. My 85-year-old neighbour plants tulips every spring. She says they're easier to see than those tiny pansies!
29. What's a senior's favourite spring exercise? Jumping to conclusions!
30. My grandmother says eating fresh spring strawberries keeps her heart young. I think her heart was always berry special.
31. Why did the senior gardener talk to her spring plants? After all these years, she finally found listeners who don't interrupt!

April Showers Bring May Flowers and other Dad Jokes to pass the time

 

1. Why did the cloud apply for a job?
   Because it wanted to rain on everyone's parade... professionally!

2. What do you call a flower that grows after a thunderstorm?
   *A bloom with a boom!

3. I tried to plant a joke during April showers...
   But all I got was a puny stem and a lot of groans!

4. Why don’t flowers ever gossip?
   Because they don’t want to spread daisy rumors.

5. I asked my tulips how they liked the rain...
   They said, “We’re blooming with joy!”

6. Why was the umbrella so successful in April?
   Because it always made covered calls!

7. What do you call a polite rainstorm?
   Precipi-gentle.

8. Why do flowers always get invited to spring parties?
   Because they really know how to petal to the metal!

9. What did the raindrop say to the seed?
   “Hang tight, I’m about to shower you with potential!”

10. Why are spring flowers terrible at lying?
    *Because you can always see right through their stems!

11. Why did the Easter Bunny start a podcast?
    To hop on the latest trends!

12. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
    A funny bunny with hare-larious timing!

13. Why was the Easter egg feeling down?
    Because it cracked under the pressure!

14. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
    Egg-ercise and a hopping good diet!

15. Why don’t Easter eggs tell secrets?
    Because they might crack up!

16. What do you get if you cross the Easter Bunny with a computer?
    A hare-drive that always downloads candy!

17. Why was the bunny so good at business?
    Because he had a lot of egg-sperience!

18. What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny write?
    Egg-sistential ones with hopping plot twists!

19. Why did the Easter Bunny go to therapy?
    Too much eggs-istential dread around springtime.

20. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music?
    Hip-hop, of course!

21. I told my calendar a joke for National Humor Month...
    Now it’s stuck on April Fool’s Day!

22. Why did the dad joke go to school?
    *It wanted to be a little more pun-ctual!

23. I tried to write a serious book this April...
    But every chapter kept turning into a punchline.

24. Why was the stand-up comedian such a great gardener?
    He had a natural talent for growing laughs!

25. What's a dad's favorite type of humor?
    Puns—because they’re groan-worthy, just like him!

26. I told a joke about construction...
    But I’m still working on the punchline!

27. How do you know if a joke is a dad joke?
    It becomes a-parent! (apparent)

28. Why did the chicken start doing improv?
    *To cross the road with no script!

29. What’s a skeleton’s favorite month?
    April—because humor tickles their funny bone!

30. I wanted to be a professional joke writer…
    *But I couldn't make a living pun!