Share one each morning. Watch the groans roll in. That is how you know they are working.
June 1 – Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because
he was outstanding in his field.
June 2 – What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
June 3 – Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because
they make up everything.
June 4 – What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
June 5 – Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it
was two-tired.
June 6 – What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
June 7 – Why did the math book look so sad? Because
it had too many problems.
June 8 – What do you call a pig that does karate? A
pork chop.
June 9 – Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crumbly.
June 10 – What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A
dino-snore.
June 11 – Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
June 12 – What do you call a bear with no teeth? A
gummy bear.
June 13 – Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
June 14 – What do you call a can opener that does not
work? A can't opener.
June 15 – Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because
it was not peeling well.
June 16 – What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground
beef.
June 17 – Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
June 18 – What do you call a dinosaur with an
extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
June 19 – Why did the picture go to jail? Because it
was framed.
June 20 – What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch
potato.
June 21 – Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck
to the chicken's foot.
June 22 – What do you call a factory that sells
generally okay products? A satis-factory.
June 23 – Why did the stadium get so hot after the
game? Because all the fans left.
June 24 – What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
June 25 – Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
June 26 – What do you call a sheep with no legs? A
cloud.
June 27 – Why did the man put his money in the
freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
June 28 – What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his
car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
June 29 – Why did the orange stop rolling down the
hill? It ran out of juice.
June 30 – What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
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