1. I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
2.
The
bicycle couldn't stand up by itself because it was two-tired.
3.
The
math teacher planted square roots in the garden, now they have a problem with
imaginary numbers.
4.
I'm
reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
5.
Why
don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
6.
Parallel
lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
7.
I
told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation
ads.
8.
The
scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field.
9.
The
kleptomaniac didn't understand any puns because he took things literally.
10.
I
used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.
11.
The
bee's favorite subject in school was buzziness.
12.
I'm
on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
13.
I
told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
14.
The
magician got so mad, he pulled his hair out.
15.
The
belt got arrested because it was holding up a pair of pants.
16.
I'm
friends with all the electricians because we have such good current
17.
The
scarecrow became a successful motivational speaker because he was outstanding
in his field.
18.
I'm
writing a book about reverse psychology. Do not read it.
19.
I
have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
20.
I
told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
21.
April
showers bring May flowers, but today they just brought puddles – raincheck on
the blooms.
22.
The
weatherman said it would be a mist-erious day, and he wasn't wrong!
23.
Why
did the raincoat go to therapy? It had too many issues to deal with.
24.
I
asked the rain if it had any plans for the day. It said it was just going to
drizzle around.
25.
The
rain decided to start a band, but it was all just watered-down music.
26.
I
was going to tell a joke about an umbrella, but I figured it might be over your
head.
27.
April
showers make for a great excuse to stay indoors and Netflix under a cozy
blanket.
28.
I
tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
29.
Why
did the raindrops go to school? To improve its liquid skills!
30.
The
rain wanted to play hide and seek, but it always got caught because it left a
trail.
