Middle Age and up Texting Codes

Thanks to Janis for this
ATD - at the doctor.
BFF - best friend fell.
BTW -bring the wheelchair .
BYOT - bring your own teeth.
FWIW - forgot where I was.
GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA - got heartburn again.
IMHO - is my hearing aid on?
LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
IPM- I pooped myself.
OMMR - on my massage recliner.
ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.