Saturday, July 7, 2012

Ralph and Edna



Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.One day while they  were  walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.


He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.  She swam to the bottom and  pulled him out.When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the  hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.


When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good  news and bad news.  The good news is you're being discharged, since  you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and  saving the life of the person you love.  I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.


 'The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his  bathrobe belt right after you saved him.  I am so sorry, but he's dead.'


  Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.... How soon can I go home?'

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