Thursday, January 16, 2014

Who says Church is not funny?

My friend passed along a few church bulletin bloopers:
  • The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
  • Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
  • Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
  • Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
  • The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

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