There were a number of Philosophy jokes posted last year and I
thought they were funny, so I am posting a few of them here for
the rest go here:
The jokes were compiled by Tabatha Leggett, BuzzFeed Staff, UK
1. How did the solipsist
break up with his girlfriend? “It’s not you, it’s me.”
2. Why are pacifists bad
at jokes? They can’t have punchlines
3. Is it solipsistic in
here, or is it just me?
4. René Descartes walks
into a bar. The barman says, ‘Would you like a drink, sir?’ I think not!’
replies Descartes… and then he disappears.
5. Question: how many
surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
a.
Answer: fish.
6. My wife's a really
good dancer, Aristotle would say she's a prime mover
7. What was Nietzsche's
chief complaint after visiting Egypt? It was too Nile-istic.
8. Jean-Paul Sartre is
sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says
to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The
waitress replies, “I’m sorry, monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with
no milk?”
9. Nihilism means
nothing to me.
10. Two behaviorists have
sex. One turns to the other and says, "That was good for you; how was it
for me?"
11.
How many Freudians to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the
lightbulb and one to hold the penis. I mean the mother! I MEAN THE LADDER!
and finally
12. Descartes: I'm not sure I can do
this.
Descartes' friend: I believe in you!
Descartes: I believe in me too!
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