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Friday, August 26, 2016
Dear Tech Support:
A joke that has been around for years, still funny and perhaps
true at some level. Enjoy:
A young woman wrote to tech
support and their reply is a stroke of genius. She wrote a letter as a joke and
only remembered about it when she unexpectedly received their responding email.
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system
performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications which operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal
Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0
and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs
and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail. What can I do?
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0
is an Entertainment Package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please
enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do
not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as
designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry
2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the
above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy
Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Whatever you do, DO NOT, under
any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background
that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition,
please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a
great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications
quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.